Bible Prophecies
The year Satan was cast down from heaven
What is 1914?
You think you have problems…
I had frogs, locusts, gadflies, and darkness to name a few...
Who is Egypt?
“May the people know that you whose name is Jehovah, You alone are the Most High over all the earth.”
What is Psalms 83:18?
They thought I was crazy until Jehovah shut the door on my boat.
Who is Noah?
I betrayed my best friends, and was told I should have never been born. Man, 30 pieces of silver definitely wasn’t worth it.
Who is Judas?
I lay between the first “king of the north” and “king of the south”
What is Israel?
We are the feet, the last world power
Who is Anglo-America?
(Finish this scripture)
“All scripture is inspired of God and beneficial for...
What is “...reproving, for setting things straight, for discipling in righteousness,”
I like honey and locusts, and I love the water. My favorite activity is dunking things.
Who is John the Baptizer?
My name is synonymous with “stupidity” and I built the “city of confusion”.
Where’s everybody going? Man, I could really use a translator.
Who is Nimrod?
I ride atop a beast, while drunk on the blood of the prophets.
Who is Babylon the Great?
We have a colosseum, aqueducts, and the largest army the ancient world has ever seen...
Who is the Roman Empire?
Recite 1 Corinthians 15:33
What is “Do not be misled. Bad associations spoil useful habits.”
I’m a strong guy, but both my ex-wife and my girlfriend are nags. One hated riddles, and the other hated my hair.
Who is Samson?
I had it out for Jesus, and murdered many sons. My astrologers never returned. I want my frankincense and myrrh back!
Who is Herod?
I am the belly and thighs of copper
Who is ancient Greece?
Our empire’s religion worshipped the triad of Sin (sun god), Shamash (moon god), and Ishtar (star goddess). No wonder my king ended up eating grass for 7 years.
Who is Babylon?
I’m the fifth fruitage of the spirit.
What is goodness?
I loved palm trees, and composing songs. I saw victory on Mount Tabor, and prophesied another woman’s important role in the fall of Sisera.
Who is Deborah?
I received the world’s first text message: “Mene, Mene, Tekel, and Parsin.”
Who is Belshazzar?
This prophecy from Daniel started in 455 B.C.E. and ended in 36 C.E.
What are the “70 Weeks” or (490 years)?
"WE" were treading water on October 5, 539 B.C.E., Belshazzar never saw us coming.
Who is Medo-Persia?
In Phillipians 4:7,
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will guard your hearts and your mental powers.
What is “the peace of God that surpasses all understanding”
I was lied to, but I kept my promise. The Canannite kings didn’t stand a chance with the help of Jehovah and 72 hours of sunlight.
Who is Joshua?
I am a liar, and I’ll murder anyone for a vineyard. I try to sit pretty, but I hate Jehovah’s people and especially high windows.
Who is Jezebel?