KEVIN’S WORLD
What substance is commonly excreted when you are with Arthur?
Boogers
Why did your inlaws bring a ladder to a bar?
They heard drinks were on the house
What is Mr Fields' famous family member in the science world?
Magnetic Fields
What do politics, pianos and bathtubs have in common?
William Taft - he got stuck in a bathtub and got buried in a piano case
What “miss” should you always do for Sherri?
Promiss!
What do you say when Sherri wants to lay on you while watching TV?
YES!
What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted
Where do you take a sick boat?
To a dock-tor
What “tree” is always rhyming?
Poetree (Poetry)
How would one describe love?
A Misstry!
What do you call it when you drive around a truck that says EXXON on it?
Passing Gas
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because it was always spotted
Why did the witch's baseball team lose the game?
Their bats flew away
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
What NJ town recently hosted an Ole Miss celebrity?
Atlantic City
What’s Kevin's favorite “key”?
Whis - key
Why is a computer so smart?
It listens to its motherboard
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta
Why is history the fruitiest subject at school?
Because it's full of dates!
What is one “mis” to avoid feeling?
Miserable
What’s your favorite drink?
Sherri
What did the baby corn call the daddy corn?
Pop corn
What did the teacher do with the cheese?
They grated it
What’s the opposite of a Z?
A not Z
What “miss” should you never do for Sherri?
Misstake!