Care and Handling
This momcat had a mild case of pillow foot, which could not be treated until her kittens were weaned.
Who is Frolic?
The farewell address of this OAW superhero chopped enough onions to feed an army.
Who is CariAnne?
This kitten does not answer to the name Bob.
Who is Babaganoush?
This faculty member got a nickname from an incomplete bag of alphabet cookies.
Who is Custard?
DJ was sent a cookie safe with a combination lock in response to this major controversy.
What is Cookiegate?
When this kitten came home from his graduation surgery, he smelled so different his sister Poise hissed at him.
Who is Ace?
Many onions were chopped when this Well-Versed kitten finally started gaining weight under Mr A's round-the-clock care.
Who is Erudite?
This panther floof came to KA, left almost immediately, and came back a few weeks later.
Who is Hannah Banana?
Eddie was promoted to Warden to make room for this new groundskeeper.
Who is JimmyD?
DJ's order of "tofu no peanuts" was auto-cowrecked to this.
What is "tiffy no pants"?
For safety, Mr. A always does this before sitting down on the beanbag.
What is count the kittens?
Pass the tissue box around when this tortie add-on latched on to her new mom.
Who is Chai?
The record for the most kittens in the cage hammock was set by this class.
Who are the Well-Versed kittens? (all 8 in there at the same time!)
These four faculty members were foster fails.
Who are Ari, Loganberry, Custard, and Maggie?
According to DJ and Bru, the only way to drink one of these is with soy or almond milk, no whip.
What is a Pumpkin Spice Latte?
These four troublemakers had the most adorable flea baths when they arrived at the academy.
Who are the Purrsians?
This book, delivered by JimmyD and JenniD during the 2017 Christmas mailbag, had all the waterworks flowing.
What is the Christmas Alumni Book?
This round kitten holds the record for the shortest stay of any KA graduate.
Who is Parable? (11 days. Mr Pickles was 12 days. Java was 7 days, but he did not graduate.)
Mr. A describes this cat as "unflappable" because he just doesn't react to things.
Who is Acro?
After tasting some KMR, Mr. A described it as this.
What is a meatshake?