Easy
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas tree
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
f two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
he day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1.