Baby Facts
This was the month and day our birthday boy officially entered the world.
A. November 24
B. November 28
C. December 1
D. November 14
What is November 28?
What song calms the baby instantly in the car?
A. Not Like Is by Kendrick Lamar
B. Down with the sickness by Disturbed
C. Fate of Ophelia by Taylor Swift
D. Baby Shark doo doo da doo da doot
What is the Fate of Ophelia by Taylor Swift?
What do the parents say the most in a day?
A. “Take your child”
B. “Did you pack the diaper bag?”
C. “When are his parents coming?”
D. “He got that from you”
What is “Take your child?”
When did the baby start daycare?
A. Right after 3 months
B. Around 6 months
C. Just turned 9 months
D. Can’t remember — everyone’s a blur
What is right after 3 months?
What is the baby’s reaction to Biscoff cookies?
A. Glances at it, then demands a banana instead
B. Uses it to bribe other babies
C. Grabs it, cries if it’s taken away, and leaves crumbs for a week
D. Throws it like a frisbee at the ceiling
What is Grabs it, cries if it’s taken away, and leaves crumbs for a week?
He spent about this long in the NICU before coming home.
A. 1 week
B. 2 weeks
C. 1 month
D. 2 months
What is 1 month?
What’s the baby’s favorite show?
A. Ms. Rachel
B. Bluey
C. Breaking Bad
D. Baby Einstein
What is Bluey?
What do the parents secretly compete over?
A. Who the baby smiles at first
B. Who the baby says “mama/dada” to more
C. Who can calm the baby fastest
D. Who gets a shower today
What is who can calm the baby fastest?
What is his favorite activity at daycare?
A. Being outside and feeling the grass
B. Playing with toys in the playmat
C. Babbling at other babies
D. Staring at the ceiling fan
What is being outside and feeling the grass?
Babies should avoid whole pieces of this fruit because it’s a choking hazard unless sliced tiny.
A. Watermelon
B. Grapes
C. Peaches
D. Oranges
What is grapes?
This was his birth weight — small but mighty.
A. 6 lbs 5 oz
B. 5 lbs 15 oz
C. 6 lbs exactly
D. 5 lbs 5 oz
What is 5 lbs 15 oz?
What’s the baby’s favorite book?
A. Brown Bear
B. Goodnight Moon
C. The Very Hungry Caterpillar
D. Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
What is Chicka Chicka Boom Boom?
What item has the baby stolen from the parents the MOST?
A. Phone
B. Water bottle
C. Remote
D. Their will to keep the house clean
What is phone?
What does the baby like to do when he sees another baby crying?
A. Stare and laugh like it’s the funniest thing ever
B. Pretend he has no idea what’s happening
C. Scream back like a tiny opera singer
D. Try to “help” by grabbing a toy or pacifier
What is scream back like a tiny opera singer?
This drink should replace formula or breast milk after age 1.
A. Water
B. Juice
C. Cow’s milk
D. Electrolyte drinks
What is Cow's milk?
How many diapers has the baby used (closest guess wins!)?
a. ~1800
b. ~3000
c. ~ 67
d. ~ 1238
What is 1800?
What toy does the baby love the MOST?
A. A $40 sensory toy
B. A $1 rattle
C. The TV remote
D. The empty water bottle you were about to recycle
What is the TV remote?
What’s the parents’ biggest workout of the year?
A. Speed-running to stop the baby from eating something
B. Carrying the car seat
C. Bending down 50 times to pick up toys
D. Holding Kai for extended periods of time
What is holding Kai for extended periods of time?
How many times has he gotten sick and been sent home?
A. Once
B. Twice
C. Three times
D. He’s basically a daycare germ magnet
What is three times?
This is the food that stains baby clothes the worst.
A. Blueberries
B. Pasta sauce
C. Beets
D. Turmeric
What are Blueberries?
His first flight was to visit family in this region.
A. Midwest
B. East Coast
C. South
D. Pacific Northwest
What is Midwest?
What is the baby’s favorite part of bath time?
A. Splashing
B. Trying to stand
C. Eating bubbles
D. Escaping the tub like a slippery seal
What is Splashing?
What is the parents’ favorite “date night” activity now?
A. Eating takeout silently
B. Folding laundry at 10pm
C. Falling asleep during a movie
D. Talking about how cute the baby is
What is falling asleep during a movie?
What is his favorite spot at daycare?
A. By the window to watch the outside
B. In the swing
C. On the floor among toys
D. Anywhere with attention
What is on the floor among toys?
This baby snack melts quickly and helps babies practice their pincer grasp.
A. Teething cracker
B. Puff
C. Baby cookie
D. Rice cake
What is Puff?