obscure references
an infamous youtube video canceling a certain beauty influencer
what is “bye sister”?
drama regarding the “most likely to teach at cp” senior superlative
what is the jaymell incident?
the netflix character that made kaliyah realize she was a lesbian in 7th grade
who is robin buckley from stranger things?
voted "most social" as a senior superlative after getting kicked out of yearbook
who is jia esparza?
a shortened version of an expletive word
what is “fing”?
anna kendrick’s incestuous escapade in a simple favor
what is brotherfucker?
after a shadowboxing game gone awry in sophomore year, this incident resulted in 2 cp athletes being hospitalized.
upon seeing countless posts and tiktoks about this viral phenomenon, kaliyah ordered this food item off tiktok shop and waited for a month for it to come in.
what is chamoy pickle?
a person who posted alex to the song "really don't care" by demi lovato as an act of revenge, a month before dying her hair a horrendous shade of blue
who is mya cole?
personified phrase used to express a male body part. AKA sam frye’s alias on kaliyah’s 3ds
what is cho dick/joe stick?
beca from pitch perfect took this STANCE during the riff off in pitch perfect. changed lives
what is her incredible performance of no diggity?
what is the 2023 pajama pants incident?
the two fandoms kaliyah was involved with on twitter in 2020
an evil gay man whom kaliyah uninvited from the eras tour
who is orion rodriguez?
when a certain singer expressed a problematic attraction to a 14 year old stranger things star, this phrase was used
what is “so incredibly down”?
what is the clairo shade themed birthday party?
the victim in this fight did Jack Shit to defend themselves in this fight in the dance room
what is the ramona/catalina fight?
what kaliyah used to get high for the first time, as well as the flavor
what is the brownie edible?
kaliyah’s ex’s secretly evil ex who she has one-sided beef with
who is adelaide dieden?
the popular twitter phrase, coined by yasscorrset, resulting in an iconic airbrushed shirt belonging to kate peschel.
(worth bonus points if the entire phrase is said)
what is "sis im dead as a chile?"
fill in the blank for the phrase below: “i used to have this ________ that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭 i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud” (from twitter)
what is the hannah montana milk pillow?
a simultaneous happening of sorts that occurred in the commons at 7am in freshman year
what is the katelynn/amela + eric double fight?
the school oriented account that alex and kaliyah secretly ran in junior high
what is knox glowups?
an opp to many: kini wesslings gf if she was gay
who is ramona allen?
(bonus points for middle name)
a term pertaining to a certain beauty influencer and their yak farm
what is “who out here in wyoming”?