FUN FACTS
LIMERICK STORIES
PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY
A FEW OF K's FAVORITE THINGS
KAORI <3s JOHN
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Kaori likes to do things at her own pace, so there were only these three other girls in her late-to-the game Chi Omega pledge class.
Who are Michelle Lee, Rachel Abbott, and Lizzie Komar?
100
Days of travel to Kaori do tax/ One would think, once at home, she'd relax/ But for fear of the murk/ That on luggage does lurk/ In the hallway is where she _____________________
What is UNPACKS?
100
Kaori's favorite designer
What is Chanel (duh)?
100
Kaori first met John on a trip to visit Boston. This is the actual reason Kaori went to Boston.
What is to get her hair done?
200
Kaori once left Olive in the care of trusty friend Laila while on vacation. Despite her watchful eye, it wasn't long before Olive choked on this dangerous object, racking up a $3000 medical bill!
What is a chicken bone?
200
When coming home with a boy to be lewd/ Stef stepped lightly as not to be rude/ Though they tried to be sly/ Her guy let out a cry/ Kaori'd crashed on the couch fully _____________
What is NUDE?
200
Wanna get Kaori blackout tonight? This is her go-to cocktail
What is gin and tonic?
200
We all know Kaori is carefully planning EVERY detail of her and John's big day. But so far this has been her favorite part of wedding planning
What is taste testing the food!?
300
Apparently Kaori was in a top secret "Asian Mafia" in Chi O. These were the other two members.
Who are Indra Ong and Julia Carn?
300
Harming animals isn't her top pick/ Dogs and cats aren't a thing she would dropkick/ But when into her house/ Came a cute little mouse/ K killed it with use of a _______________
What is CHOPSTICK?
300
Kaori has lived in some fun places! But this is her favorite city
What is Tokyo?
300
Not a couple to shy away from typecasting, these were John & Kaori's Halloween costumes in 2015
Who are Harry Potter and Cho Chang?
400
Kaori and Yasmin were once yelled at by a German man in a neighboring building for being 'too loud and having too much fun' while doing this dirty activity
What is gardening?
400
Once while hooking up with a male grown up/ To her sick feeling, K would not own up/ She tried to undress/ To distract from the mess/ But, alas, she had on his bed ________
What is THROWN UP?
400
Kaori's favorite TV show, which is especially heinous
What is Law & Order: SVU?
400
Warning: Kaori has expensive taste! Good thing there are plenty of present options for the lovebirds on their registry, that features these two stores.
What are Williams Sonoma and West Elm?
500
This is the reason Kaori once sent these words to a customer service agent: "I've been a loyal customer and you're treating me like trash... Do your job more thoroughly. It's Christmas. Your company doesn't have very good Christmas spirit"
What is Olive's Christmas present was delivered late? [Option to pause game for dramatic reading of entire conversation with Chewy.com customer service]
500
While struggling to find luck with the guys/ A cuddly pet could be K's back up prize/ A chinchilla she bought/ Who didn't like to be caught/ At Zeta Psi, poor thing met his __________
What is DEMISE?
500
At least she has back ups if this whole marriage plan doesn't work out. These are both Kaori's male and female celebrity crushes
Who are Bradley Cooper and Emma Stone?
500
Kaori & John became friends on Facebook in this month and year
When is October 2012?
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