Childhood Trauma
What did my mom say to me when I told her I'm an atheist?
"Where did I go wrong?"
What is the worst drug I've done?
Coke!
Who did I hang out with sophomore year of high school? I would lie and tell my parents I was with my girl friends.
Wesley Bills and Jonah Hunt
When is my birthday?
July 10th, 2002
What are the sleeping arrangements in my household?
I have my own room, my dad sleeps in his room, and Sarah sleeps on a second bed in Pippa's room.
What did I find out on my 17th birthday?
My dad cheated on my mom and he was still dating the woman. (He is now married to her)
What did I tell my mom when she correctly suspected that I was high because my eyes were red?
"They're red? Maybe it's because I slept in my contacts." And she believed me!
I "dated" this guy in 8th grade and talked to him again sophomore year of high school. What did I find out about him a couple years later?
He slept with his step sister.
How many siblings do I have?
2 - an older brother and younger step-sister
What did my brother's ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend say to me freshman year of high school?
"You're going to be hot when you're older"
I had a friend in my bagpipe band. How did she betray me?
She slept with my dad and then married him and became my step-mom.
What would I sometimes do before giving a presentation in college?
Take a shot
How did my relationship in 6th grade end?
He broke up with me in the middle of gym class by saying "poof you're single" and it turns out my friend paid him $10 and a candy bar to fake date me.
What did I major in at college? Bonus points if you know what I minored in.
Majors - psychology and sociology
Minor - Japanese
Who consoled me when I was crying after freshman homecoming as I waited for my mom to pick me up?
The Assistant Principal
What did my dad randomly do when I was 16?
Kissed me on the lips
Where is the worst place I have gotten high?
My great grandpa's funeral
Why did a guy say he wouldn't date me my junior year of high school?
Because I'm an atheist
What is my favorite movie?
I will accept Dune, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Avatar, Wedding Crashers, or Definitely, Maybe
Why did I almost get into a fight at the bar last night?
I accidentally bumped into a girl on the dance floor and then her friend got in my face and was like "You just bumped into my friend, are you going to say sorry?" Like take a chill pill, I didn't just kill your dog, John Wick. Also the girl had a face tat.