All About Stephen
If Stephen could meet one famous person in the world, this is who it would be.
Who is Roger Federer?
Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open.
What was The Titanic?
The average cost of a wedding cake for couples in the US is this much.
What is $500?
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
What is an arrow?
This person is the eldest sister of the Kardashian Klan.
Who is Kourtney Kardashian?
This was Stephens first job.
What was NWGA Eyecare?
All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
What is an elevator?
This is the average age of grooms in the US.
What is 29?
I go in hard but I come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me.
What is bubblegum?
This actor won the Oscar for Best actor in 2016 for The Revenant ?
Who is Leonardo DiCaprio?
If Stephen was home alone, this is what he would feed himself.
What is Papa Johns?
I start with a "p" and end with "o-r-n" and I'm a major player in the film industry.
What is popcorn?
This is the most popular wedding destination for US couples.
What is Las Vegas?
I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang on me. I'm known as a big swinger.
What is a crane?
In this 2001 highly rated movie ,Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen star as sisters going to the Bahamas for winter break and getting mixed up with a man smuggling stolen artifacts
What is Holiday in the Sun?
This is what Stephen loves most about his fiancée.
What is she is always there for you and a best friend and great cook?
When I go in, I can cause some pain. I'll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow.
What is the Dentist?
The most expensive wedding ever held was the union of Prince Charles and Princess Diana in 1981, consisting of 27 wedding cakes, a 25-foot train of ivory taffeta and antique lace, and the captivated audience of 750 million people worldwide costed this much.
What is $110 million?
I am made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes.
What is an eraser?
This person was Kim Kardashians second husband.
Kris Humphries.
This is what Stephen would want to be if he could be any animal.
What is a dog?
This gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked.
What is a seatbelt?
The word "bride" means this in old English.
What is Cook?
Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Whats is a wedding band?
These are the names of Beyonce and Jay Z's twins.
What is Rumi and Sir?