Gave Up Being a Model
In the college flashbacks, what hair color was my trade of choice?
What is Bleach Blonde?
Where is the exact location where I first met my ex-husband, which ironically became the same location where he ended up cheating on me for the first time?
What is the SAE Frat House in Hattiesburg, MS on the USM campus?
What televised sport did I pick up in my twenties that went from "just trying it out" to becoming my entire personality?
What is Formula 1?
Name the exact place I was when I finally decided to reset my life.
What is Public House (Music Bingo) or Shaky Knees?
What was the first "grown-up" financial milestone I hit in my twenties where I thought, "Wow, I am actually functioning like an adult"?
What is being able to afford to rent alone and not rely on anyone?
What was my exact college major before I realized I would actually have to use it in the real world?
What is Marine Biology?
During this era, what specific hobby or creative outlet did I pick up that saved my sanity and nurtured me back into being a creative person again?
What is writing a fantasy novel and reading non-stop?
What is the unofficial official drink of choice that has fueled my wildest nights out in my single girl era?
What is an espresso martini?
How many degrees/certifications have I accrued throughout my chaotic twenties, proving I can turn pain into productivity?
What is 3 Degrees and 2 Certifications?
Out of all the jobs I’ve juggled or held during my twenties, which one was or has been my absolute favorite?
What is Director of Operations for Nectris Labs aka a Marijuana Distillation Lab?
What hyper-specific fashion trend makeup look did I wear repeatedly in college that I now claim was "my signature"?
What is a black liquid liner wing?
What is the shortest duration of a relationship or dating phase I had in my twenties before I was married?
What is 6 Months?
What is my absolute go-to karaoke anthem and signature dance floor move that comes out after two drinks?
What is, 'Before He Cheats' by Carrie Underwood or 'In the Kitchen' by Renee Rapp and a kip-up/headspring?
What physical or aesthetic change marked the official start of my "Divorced Darling" era? HINT: Look around you.
What is embracing your whimsical love for all things PINK?
What adult task (e.g., filing taxes, changing a tire, scheduling doctor appointments) do I still avoid doing like the plague due to a chronic fear?
What is the dentist?
What was my unofficial official drink of choice during my wild party girl era in college/early twenties?
What is a rum and coke?
Name the single worst text message I have received from someone during this era that I wish I could scrub from history.
What is - "She is crazy, now you don't have to support someone who doesn't value or appreciate you, she was always the biggest problem" - Mi Madre?
What hobby did I become intensely obsessed with, and was very good at, for exactly 7 months before completely abandoning it?
What is crochet?
In what specific month this year was my divorce officially finalized?
What is August?
What was the most ridiculous impulse purchase over $400 I made in my twenties when I definitely couldn't afford it?
What is my left sleeve tattoo piece?
In true college-clutz fashion, name the specific party and location where I had my most legendary blackout and extremely embarrassing night.
What is my 21st Birthday party in Hattiesburg, MS when I passed out in a bush and didn't even make it past pregame?
What was the absolute worst line, excuse, or attempt to get back with me, that my ex ever sent me after a breakup that belongs in a hall of fame for audacity?
What is, 'but I have found God and he said we can't get Divorced'?!?!?!?!?
What is universally recognized by all 12 people in this room as my absolute worst daily habit/trait—one that regularly forces my friends to check if I'm still alive or put money straight into the Douchebag Jar?
What is not responding to text messages / never answering my phone (leaving people on read for days or thinking I responded only to realize I never hit send)?
What is the one specific thing/tradition/mistake from my first marriage that I will never do again if I am ever lucky enough to privilege someone with marrying me in the future?
What is change my last name?
When my OCD kicks in, what specific task or obsession will completely hijack my brain and force me to spend three straight hours doing it instead of paying bills, answering emails, or being a functioning adult?
What is cleaning every spec of dust, hair, or particulates visible by the naked eye in my living space?