What gets wetter the more it dries?
Towel
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
Piano
What belongs to you but is used more by other people?
Your Name
What has hands but cannot clap?
Clock
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Egg
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you no longer have me.
Secret
What can you catch but not throw?
Cold
A man was born in 2005 and died in 1995. How is this possible?
He was born in room 2005 and died in room 1995.
What has one eye but cannot see?
Needle
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
Deck of cards
If you are running a race and pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
How many months have 28 days?
12 Months
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
If a rooster lays an egg on the roof, which side does it roll down?
Roosters don't lay eggs
How many birthdays does the average person have?
One
What travels faster than light in an office?
Rumors
What's the first thing employees look at when a meeting invite arrives?
Who else is invited
What is the most commonly used button during online meetings?
Mute
What's the hardest part of a Monday?
Realising it's Monday
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
A farmer has 15 cows. All but 8 die. How many are left?
8
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
What can run but never walk?
Water
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
Letter M
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light