Kel-otes
My head hurts like a coconut split open
How many rooms are on the clue board?
9
You find a vile of poison...do you
a. Put it in the king's wine
b. Paint it on an apple
c. Turn it over to the proper authorities
c. You turn it over to the proper authorities (must be said smugly)
Kelly's fav book from this time of year
Auntie Clause
If Kelly were to go on a reality TV show what would it be?
The Amazing Race
The place to aim for when racing in Mario Kart
What is Literal 5th
Name all of the characters...
Professor Plum, Miss Scarlet, Mrs. Peacock, Reverend Green, Mrs. White, Colonel Mustard
Someone hands you a crying baby...do you
a. curse it
b. lock in in a tower
c. give it a bottle
d. carve out its heart
c. give it a bottle (would also accept curse it, given proper reasoning)
What does Santa have?
COPD
Host of the Bachelor nation
Jesse Palmer
Disclaimer: I can't remember her exact wording, so her quote is not the answer but rather the clue. A few months ago, Kelly told me she thought this actor was actually French, based on what I can only assume her lack of every having heard an actual French accent from a real French person.
Who is Steve Martin in the Pink Panther?
*I would also like to add that Kelly didn't realize Steve Martin was the same actor for Inspector Clouseau, the bad guy in Looney Tunes: Back in Action, and Charles in Only Murders in the Building
Clue was originally called this. Kelly does not like/acknowledge it.
Cluedo
Your sibling gifts you coal...do you
a. laugh
b. plot for the future
c. they would never think of doing that, that's be cruel
d. keep it forever
b. plot for the future
What does Kelly always say/think when reading the story with Darnell Deer?
Those cookies look delicious, I want to eat them
Who won season 16 of Survivor?
Parviti
Beyonce made Kelly's top 5 Spotify artists of 2024. To certain ears, the lyrics at the beginning of her song "Break My Soul" may be mistaken for this phrase.
What is "Release your widow"
How many spaces does it take to get from the Conservatory to the Ballroom?
3 spaces, 4 moves
You are given a love potion...do you
a. kidnap the first guy you see
b. propose/marry your boyfriend
c. banish your besties
d. make a name generator
a. kidnap the first guy you see
What is Kelly's most hated elf?
Hermy (Rudolph)
The full name of the prize given to the winners of the dancing reality competition TV show that has been on air for 19 years
The Len Goodman Mirrorball Trophy
What are Kix
When was our edition of clue made?
1996
You receive Matt Matican...do you
a. scream and run
b. keep your face blank and pass him on
c. screech in outrage
d. give it away while trying to play it cool
c. screech in outrage
What side of the sleigh does Snowmiser sit?
The right side
Hal's OG title for his pitch for what became the show "Paths of Love" in the Psych episode "Sean and the Real Girl"
Passing Ships