Who Said Dat?
This is the phrase that Max ALLEGEDLY screamed after being pinched by a crab at the beach.
What is "Yow Yow Fudge"?
This is the object used most frequently to beat the Kennedy children.
What is a spoon/the spanking spoon?
This family member nearly bled to death in Lily's bed.
Who is Uncle Ed?
This is the nickname Mom and Dad refer to me as when texting about me.
What is MK
This is the name of the red tablets that Lily and Madeline were gifted one Christmas.
What is the Nabi?
This family member once said "I've never met her" when referring to our mother's sister.
Who is Lily?
What is mooning?
Who is Ron?
This location was where Madeline had her first kiss (unfortunately)
Where is the Subiaco Basketball Gym?
This is the name of the infamous YouTuber that Max was obsessed with for nearly an entire year.
Who is Kendall Gray?
This is the full name that Madeline and Lily have begun to call our paternal grandfather.
Who is Pee-Pee-Poo-Poo-Paw-Paw?
This family member admitted to eating the chocolate bar that tore the fabric of trust in our family apart.
Who is Ian?
This family member was referred to as Christopher Robin during Lily's Winnie the Pooh Phase.
Who is Grandma Pat?
This is the name of the boy who broke up with Madeline during our beach vacation.
Who is Arturo?
This is the location where a small boy bit Lily on the lip when she was younger.
What is the mall?
This is the curator of using the term "Deega" to describe a member of the Catholic diaconate.
Who is Ian?
This person recognized and reported Ian when he decided to run away to the SuperStop from his Boy Scout meeting.
Who is Coach Crowley?
This family member had to jump into the pool at Grandma Mogie's and rescue Madeline when she was younger.
Who is Aunt Ana?
This is the place that "Santa" hid my first ever phone on Christmas.
What is the christmas tree?
What was Ian's original Fortnite Username?
BigBirdy11
This is the nickname Dad gave to Madeline's ex-boyfriend Kole Cravey.
What is Kole Gravey?
This is the main item that young Max smeared all over the floor in the middle of the night.
What is Lotion?
This man is NOT a member of our family, but is constantly referred to during many of Ron Sprick's tales.
Who is Frank Kramers?
This is the name of the teddy bear that was gifted to me after Lily was born.
Who is Katie Miranda?
What was the name of PawPaw's evil rooster?
Who is Juaquin?