Kent's Favorite Things
Don't Mess with Minnietta
Theology
Embarrassing Moments
Talented Staff
100
Dead Sea Water Ballet
What is Kent's favorite class to teach?
100
Minnietta's brand new car
What did Kent drive to work that resulted in a call from Minnietta instructing him to leave an important meeting to return it to her?...(and he did!)
100
To Clap or Not to Clap
What was the biggest theological question at St. Luke's during Kent's tenure?
100
So is this your mother?
What was the question that Kent asked at a hospital when the man's wife was hospitalized?
100
Rich Wisman
Who is the best "Bad Santa" that St. Luke's has ever had at a Christmas party?
200
An agenda or planned itinerary
What are Kent's least favorite things?
200
His own shirt.
What did Kent unknowingly buy back from the Rummage Sale that Minnietta had donated?
200
The Hail Mary Pass
What did Kent have Julie explain to him one Saturday night at midnight because he wanted to use it in a sermon the next day?
200
AJ Foyt V
What person did Kent ask what he did for a living?
200
Marsha and Jayne
Who are the Golden Girls Twirling twins?
300
Stalking Brad Stevens
What is one of Kent's favorite pasttimes?
300
Six to Eight Inches
How much taller did Kent look than Minnietta when he stood on a stack of hymnals for their wedding picture?
300
Donut-gate (moving the donuts to Great Hall)
What was the biggest crisis of Kent's ministry?
300
Do you think its because I'm pregnant?
What did the bride say after she fainted, her husband stepped on her dress and ripped out the back, and Kent stood the bride back up to continue the service?
300
Stan Abell
Who posed as Kent's bodyguard in order to get to see Bono?
400
Thousands of dollars.
What did Kent leave in his briefcase for weeks unsecured after Marsha gave him the money collected from a Florida Habitat service?..... Thank heaven for Faina's attention to details!
400
Butterfly stickers.
What did Kent ask Adra to find a million of at the last minute because he had a bright idea for Easter?
400
When John Leppert started mouthing the words ahead of time.
How did we know when Kent's funeral stories had been told a few too many times?
400
Cara who has to read Kent's printed sermons.
Who notices that Kent spells Democrat with a capital "D" but spells republican with a lower case "r"?
500
Anywhere there is food.
What are Kent's favorite meetings?
500
Spending more time with Minnietta.
What will Kent's favorite retirement activity be?
500
It is included in almost every sermon
What is "The Truth about Life"?
500
Kent's son's (Kendall) mother-in-law
Who did Kent forget was in the house when he finished his morning swim and decided to leave his swimsuit downstairs to drip dry when he went upstairs?
500
All of us!
Who will miss Kent the most after he retires!
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