Live Performances
Kid has only worn eyeliner once in his life, and it was while portraying the role of the Inn Keeper in this play.
What is Treasure Island?
This was the name of the contractor who famously screwed a nail through the laundry chute, marking the end of an era for the Kerker's.
Who is Rick?
This popular word-association board game is a point of high anxiety for Kid.
What is Taboo?
Kid deciding to give up cookies for Lent one year was difficult in itself, but it took being denied this specific cookie that sent him over the edge.
What are chocolate chips?
To cheer a younger Kid up, Chelsea once embodied this, now infamous, performer.
Who is Michael Jackson?
The one, and only, time Chelsea has ever performed karaoke was when singing this song in Florida.
What is I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing by Aerosmith?
Everyone here has graduated from high school, but the quote "Up down and all around, I'll see you there." was written by a friend in this person's senior yearbook.
Who is Chaz?
Dewey originally wore a black collar, but was later purchased a new one, by the Kerker family, that was this color.
What is green?
Kid and Chelsea will order this Mexican dish when they "want attention".
What are fijatas?
A Christmas Carol was a yearly staple of Christmas Day visits to Rob and Pam's, but it was this movie that gave Kid and Chelsea their first experience with blackface.
What is Holiday Inn?
This was the first broadway play the Kerker family saw together. It preceded Wicked.
What is Beauty and the Beast?
First discovering him for his "It's Lent Again" video, he has become a staple on Wumbo's social media especially around the holidays.
Who is Father James Martin?
Recently brought up in conversation, Friendly's Munchie Mania, a popular order by Chelsea, included Mozzarella sticks, a chicken quesadilla, and these.
What are onion rings?
After Chelsea became sick from one, this yearly McDonald's special treat has become a point of divide in the Kerker household.
What is a Shamrock Shake?
Wumbo and Chaz are big fans of Shaun T's fitness videos, however, this dance video of his was not a huge hit.
What is Hip Hop Abs?
While Wumbo and Chelsea have attended many Ogunquit playhouse performances, this musical was the only one all of the Kerker's attended together.
What is Spamalot?
Other than his expertise in bathroom renovations, Kevin from the V has now also become known for this holiday dish.
What is onion casserole?
Dewey was known for being a pretty even tempted dog, but when given this certain "dog-delicacy" he displayed more feral characteristics, and typically retreated to beneath the dining room table.
What are pig's ears?
While Chelsea's staple cold cut sandwich as a child never deviated from salami and cheese, Alex's childhood cold cut go to was once this.
What is turkey, cheese, and mayo?
Wumbo and Chelsea got into one of their more lively debates when Wumbo claimed that George Michael, the lead singer of Wham!, was more talented than this popular 70s band.
Who is Fleetwood Mac?
Here Without You is a hit song of this popular 90's band who Chelsea and Wumbo saw live at the Egg.
Who are 3 Doors Down?
Everyone in the Kerker family attended the wedding of JT in 2011. Even though they are now separated, this was the name of his then bride.
Who is Rebecca?
What is a frozen t shirt contest?
What is Spiedies Chicken?
The Kerker family rarely watched reality television, but for this short running show, with the theme song 'Sweet Things (Are Made of This)' by Eurythmics, they tuned in weekly.
What is The Apprentice: Martha Stewart?