Tractor Time
This green tractor brand is Kermit’s favorite.
What is John Deere?
Moo Juice
What is milk?
Kermit now abstains from this activity because his doesn’t count
What is voting?
This is the number of speeding/traffic tickets that Kermit fesses up to getting in his lifetime.
What is 3?
Little Kermit and his family crowded around to watch this new type of entertainment when it came on the scene in 1953.
What is a color tv?
This YouTube favorite is known for repairing construction vehicles, living in a house made of shipping containers, and sawing through his truckMs dashboard to “custom fit” a radio.
What is Andy Camarata?
Cow grease
What is butter?
Avoiding these is a civic duty all citizens ought to do.
What is paying taxes?
Kermit was born in this year.
What is 1948?
This eccentric neighbor can’t be bothered to “retain things”.
What is J Wow?
This term is used to describe the rounded surface formed across the top of a dirt road if proper water drainage is to be achieved.
A nose - especially one that is sniffly.
What is a nose?
This 1990s president is Kermit’s favorite diversionary response whenever one of his pet politicians is caught in the crosshairs.
What is Bill Clinton?
In Kindergarten, this sneaky stunt got Kermit a thorough scolding during naptime.
What is ringing a bell and waking the other napping kindergartners?
The two letter nickname Kermit now uses to refer to his ex.
What is OP?
What is Earthworm Tractor Company?
Jewish penicillin
What is homemade chicken soup?
This self-given nickname is Kermit’s favorite way to feel like a victim
What is a “deplorable”?
What is dog sh-t?
This dating site is a treasure trove of senior women in the Saratoga, 60-plus dating scene.
What is Our Time?
This tractor part is one of the few powered by hydraulics.
What is the bucket?
This is the name of YOUR governor.
What is Governor Gavie?
Kermit’s official political party by (CA registration)
What is “No Party Preference”?
This old jalopy goes down in Kermit history as his most broke down car.
What is the Cadillac?
This piece of technology was left by a recent paramour as a parting gift at Kermit Kastle.
What is a laptop?