RM
What don't we eat on Pesach?
Mushrooms!!
What does Abba say when he gets emotional?
"That brings tears to my eyes."
How do we serve potato kugel?
From the pan at its best
How long do we have to wait before we can turn on the heat?
Until it's the same freezing temperature as it is outside.
What is the #1 question Abba asks an in-law child? (Especially when he runs out of options)
How's your parents?
How do you flush the attic toilet?
With a plunger.
Elisha
What is Abba's favorite Sunday activity?
Changing lightbulbs.
He has a holy neshama.
How do you regulate the basement cooling system?
No-body knows!!
Yosef
How does sleeping arrangements work?
On a first come first serve basis.
4-word English phrase Abba uses in every Dvar Torah.
"We have to inculcate..."
How many times a year do we turn on the chandelier and for which occasions?
Never!!
Yechiel
Name 3 stores that begin with the letter "S" that Abba goes to when "special" marrieds come for Shabbos.
1. Schwartz's
2. Shloime's
3. Sushi Meshuga
What are 3 pointers Ema tries to engrain in us?
1. I'm sorry
2. Thank you
3. Nothing is random in this world
Name 3 possibilities of what people in our fam would do when witnessing the garbage has reached its max on Shabbos?
1. Stuff some more in ignoring that it is already towering over.
2. Take it out and put it on the floor.
3. Take it to the back porch