mariah carey
This modern day artist most resembles Mariah Carey.
Who is Ariana Grande?
The best basketball team.
Who are the Lakers?
The best southern food.
What is fried chicken?
This disease affects only the lankiest of individuals.
Kevinitis
This person is the best tour guide for Disney trips.
Who is Kevin? (Lanky Kev, Kevinitis, K dot, KK-47)
The best Mariah Carey Feature.
All I want for Christmas is you (Bieber edition)
(Regrettably) the best basketball player ever.
Who is LeBron?
The best and worst southern fast food chain.
What is Popeyes?
The opposite of turkey pox.
What are chicken pox?
The best Disney character.
Who is Mickey Mouse?
The best Mariah Carey song.
What is all I want for Christmas?
The main similarity between basketball and earrings.
What are hoops?
The best southern food restaurant in San Diego.
What is Lucy May?
This affliction pains the most unfortunate of basketball fans.
What is being a piston fan?
The best color lightsaber in Star Wars.
What is purple?
The most wonderful time of the year.
What is Christmas?
The reason fisherman are such good shooters.
What is their shots are nothing but net?
Ernie's favorite southern side.
What are mashed potatoes?
The only disease where cure is the disease.
What is no cure for the Cole rather Cole the cure?
This Disney princess is the unarguable best.
Who is Aurora? (Sleeping beauty, Rory, Roary)
The amount of #1 singles Mariah Carey has.
What is 19?
The only two players with more steals than fouls.
Who are Kawhi Leonard and Jimmy Butler?
The best biscuits this side of the Mississippi.
What are Lucille's BBQ biscuits?
The most common cause of death in the world.
What is cardiovascular disease?
What year did Ernie first start to like Disneyland?
What is as soon as he could blink? (Age 7)