Miscellaneous Minutes
During the summer between 4th and 5th grade, the Peurrungs welcomed this short-legged family member
Who is Deena?
On this day, Katie officially lost her status as an only child.
What is October 7th, 2000?
Kevin did not receive the status of Halo Club Member, because he missed this many years at the school.
What is 1 year? (Kindergarten)
Even though he has questionable views on what is considered a sport, he proudly made the varsity squad for this one.
What is Tennis?
Despite going through school studying physics, and now attending law school, you'd think he would become this, based on how often he reminds everyone.
What is a philosopher?
In order to spite his dad, a dolphins fan, Kevin began bandwagoning on to this NFL team in 2007, before eventually turning to the Seahawks
Who are the New England Patriots?
Growing up, Kevin was a big fan of this slightly controversial TV show, and the fact that I didn't watch it apparently means I didn't have a childhood.
What is Spongebob Squarepants?
Starting as a youngling, Kevin quickly rose through the ranks of the Boy Scouts with his friends, though unlike many, he continued on, reaching this final rank.
One might have worn pants to pad the impact of one of Kevin's infamous slaps on this body part.
What is the calves?
Regardless of where he traveled, Kevin always claims he managed to stay within this one changing time zone.
What is RTZ? (real time zone)
Complete the Kevin quote: If you speak the truth...
What is "have a boot in the stirrup"?
Who is Papa Peurrung?
Kevin is one of CK's most notable 2nd place math cluber, though he is often heard repeating this one phrase to his 1st place counterpart.
What is "I beat you that one time at state"?
Ironically, in his freshman year, Kevin had this class with his future wife.
What is Chemistry?
Surrounded by family, Kevin proposed to Eva on the top of this mountain, forever beautifying its somewhat ugly appearance.
What is Badger Mountain?
This weird contraption Kevin had was used to glide across the Columbia river on summer days, for a few feet.
What is an AquaSkipper?
In the mornings, Kevin could often be found eating this popular toaster pastry.
What are Poptarts?
Kevin made a name for himself in Seussical and Fiddler on the Roof, playing Vlad Vladikoff and the Rabbi, speaking a grand total of ___ sentences. (+- 1 on either side)
What is 3?
"Vlad Vladikoff! (laughs)"
"Well we'll have to look for him someplace else. Meanwhile, lets start packing."
Kevin's favorite teacher in high school, also an aspiring painter, kind of.
Who is Kevin Joyce?
Kevin and some of his friends from high school founded this club together, though it was a short ride.
What is Razor Scooter Club?
When asked about fun facts about Kevin, his soon to be wife said he is mildly attracted to this natural substance.
What is wood? (woodwork)
Kevin actually experienced this popular saying about one's childhood, used to insult someone when they do something stupid.
What is dropped on his head?
When the geometry textbook hadn't covered a well known fact that Kevin tried to use on a homework, Mr. True denied the solution, and the first of these was created. Bonus points for explaining what this particular first one was.
What is a Kevin theorem?
The first Kevin theorem was that the interior angles of a triangle add up to 180 degrees.
Kevin once stole a dish from Pogliacci's Pizza in order to craft this device.
What is a clock?