Food Mishaps
Dad’s classic seafood dinner.
What is Shrimp and Broccoli?
”Yeah, so is death!”
Who is Nonnie?
This is the place Dad took us for a weekend getaway!
What is Destin?
The most useless appliance in our kitchen.
What is the dishwasher?
Dad’s favorite Street Fighter character to destroy his children with.
Who is Blanka?
Mom’s “Impossible to destroy” food (it somehow still got ruined).
What is Hamburger Helper?
“Bake your Momma’s crack!”
Who is Selma?
This historical event that took place was deemed “not so bad,” by Nonnie, due to the opposition “sometimes being nice”.
What is Slavery?
The color of Selma’s cast from her broken arm.
What is pink?
Sadie’s first spooky Halloween costume.
Hayel’s most favorite (horrifying) part of the Cornish Hen.
What is a Chicken Heart?
“We are Farmers…Bum Bum!”
Who is Hayel?
This is what took place when Hayel informed Mom that Dad had surprised us by joining our vacation.
What is putting your nose on the wall?
This is the amount of TVs Hashem broke within a 48 Hour timeframe.
What is three?
Mom’s childhood dream career.
What is an astronaut?
Mom’s favorite ingredient for Shepherd’s Pie.
What is pepper?
“Farkanougan!”
Who is Sophia?
Gracie’s favorite pool activity.
What is peeing in the pool?
The food Mom was making when a pyrex dish blew up all over the place.
What is flan?
Sophia’s very first obsessive collection.
What is Peppa Pig Figurines?
Sophia’s trusted oily treat.
What is brownies?
“Having fun in Target like…Unicorn Slayer!”
Who is Sadie and Mom?
Sadie’s styrofoam summer companion.
Who is Charles?
The amount of times the Infiniti Sedan flipped over before landing upside down.
What is three?
The type of doll Sadie compared Hayel to due to his head to body ratio.
What is Lalaloopsy?