The animal that's always at a baseball game.
A bat.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What kind of shoes do robbers wear?
Sneakers.
A duck's favorite snack.
"Quakers"
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a mushroom that parties?
A fungi!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
A "b".
What are the 10 things that can always be count on?
Our fingers.
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
How can you make seven even?
Take away the s!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy hair!
This is the worst animal to play games with.
A cheetah?
Which month has 28 days?
All of them!
What did the mom volcano say to the dad volcano on Valentine's Day?
"I lava you!"