Jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
5+2
7
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
a clock.
2+6
8
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
Glass, all greenhouses are made of glass.
12+3
15
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
a Teapot.
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
9+13
22
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!
If two’s a company, and three’s a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
12+5
17
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.