Check-in Chaos
The most common reason a parent is frustrated at check-in?
The nametag won't print
We have a fantabulous Kids Pastor with an amazing mustache. Who is it?
Tim Cruz
What’s the #1 thing babies love to chew on?
Anything that's not a teether
What’s the most intense competition during Sunday morning service?
Bible game zone/battlefield weekend
What’s the first sign that it’s officially VBS week?
**any answer is acceptable lol**
A kid tells you their name is Spider-Man. What do you do?
"I didn't know that" **prints normal nametag anyway**
Every sunday we huddle at the same time as a kids team. What time?
7:40AM
What’s the toddler’s favorite word?
No
The best way to get elementary kids to be quiet?
Tell them we're playing the quiet game
You just finished cleaning up craft time, and then you hear…
"Can we do another one?"
What is the #1 thing parents forget at check-in?
The security tag or their phone
Finish the lyric:
And I’m not ashamed, I’m a sinner saved
No, I'm not afraid anymore
You turn your back for two seconds. What’s happening?
A kid is standing on a chair
What is the most common excuse for not listening during the lesson?
"It wasn't me!"
What is the most chaotic moment of Summer Bash?
When DJ Dubai comes up
A family is new. What’s the biggest check-in challenge?
Figuring out the spelling of their kids names
Summer bash is happening this year, what are the dates?
June 24th-26th
Potty time just ended and a kid raises their hand, what do they need?
to go potty
A 3rd grader asks a very deep theological question. Your response?
‘Great question! Let’s ask your parents after church!’
The secret to surviving VBS week is…
Caffeine and Jesus
A parent insists their child never cries at drop-off. You turn around and…
Their kid is already face-down on the floor, screaming.
We have one team member that has been here since the very beginning, who is it?
Mr Marlon or Ms Vilma
What is the toddler’s response to snack time?
Joy… followed by instant devastation if they get the wrong color cup
A kid tells you they know what heaven is like because…
They saw a TikTok/Youtube video about it.
A kid is so hyped on Summer Bash energy that they…
Injure another kid