Sports
Jayson Tatum and Kristaps Porzingis play this game
Basketball
I prefer my nights so lonely, love...
...Blues guitar, muscle cars, and gin
This park has four distinct sections connected by buses, a monorail, boats, and a skyliner chair lift
Disney World
This family member drives a Subaru Outback and can install a new kitchen sink tap if he needs to
Grandpa
Hearts or circles, plain or chocolate chip- Mommy often fries these up on Sunday mornings for Ella and Henry
Pancakes
Uncle Bart's favorite thing to do is to play this game
Golf
And maybe we got lost in translation...
...Maybe I asked for too much
This park is anchored by City Walk and has Jurassic Park and a Dr Seuss area
Universal Studios
The newest member of our family, this little dude loves tuna fish and scratches
Marco
These could be considered "pancakes with syrup puddles" and are a favorite surface to spread Nutella onto
Waffles
Harry Potter plays seeker on his team in this sport
Quiddich
When there is blood on the streets of Baltimore...
...Kids are getting ready for a long war. Maybe I was born in the wrong skin but those SHEEP are rolling in the mud again
This park is in Lake George, New York and has an attached indoor waterpark
Great Escape
This family member has two sisters and two brothers
Brooks
Daddy could eat six of these every day if he had to- sometimes they're white and sometimes they're yellow
Eggs
Played with wooden paddles and hard, plastics balls, this sport has become very popular in the last couple of years
Pickleball
And I love Vermont but...
...it's the season of the sticks and I saw your mom, she forgot that I existed
And it's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim
I'll drink alcohol 'til my friends come home for Christmas
And I'll dream each night of some version of you
That I might not have, but I did not lose
Now you're tire tracks and one pair of shoes
And I'm split in half, but that'll have to do
This park luckily doesn't melt in the summer time, though it would if it were made out of chocolate
Hershey Park
This family member's name has six letters, but he doesn't know any of them yet
Weston
Oval-shaped and best served out of a brown McDonalds bag- these are technically made from potatoes
Hashbrowns
Often played in basements or game rooms, this sport requires you to hit a white ball with a long stick into other, more colorful balls
Pool/Billiards/Snooker
It's better to feel pain, than nothing at all
The opposite of love's indifference
So pay attention now
I'm standing on your porch screaming out
Enchanted Forrest Water Safari (where the fun never stops)
This family member has been to Orlando, Chicago, and even Paris before they were even out of college!
Grammy
Smelly in the best way, these pig-sourced strips are good on the side or in a sandiwch
Bacon