Ha Ha
What has a head and a tail and only costs one cent?
A penny
What has legs, but can not walk?
A table or chair.
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked—but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Grandpa’s bald!
What has words, but never speaks?
A book!
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
What building might not have a lot of floors but has a lot of stories?
A library
What word is always spelled wrong?
Wrong
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What is at the end of the rainbow?
The letter W!
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn’t hurt. How?
She fell off the bottom step.