False Messiahs
American Football
Language and Writing
One-Hit Wonders
Firearms
100

In 132 CE, this Judean prince started a revolt against Rome that would bear his name and lead to the destruction of his homeland.

Who is Simon bar Kokhba?

100

In 1972, this team became the only one in NFL history to have a perfect record.

Who are the Miami Dolphins?

100

During World War 2, this Athabaskan language became of extreme military importance to the US Army.

What is Navajo?

100

In 1985, this charity single and its supergroup USA for Africa brought together some of the most famous musicians in the world and La Toya Jackson.

What is "We Are the World"?

100

When asked why he got into designing guns, the inventor of this famous assault rifle said, "blame the Nazis, I wanted to design agricultural equipment".

What is the AK-47?

200

In mid-19th century China, this exam dropout later claimed to be the brother of Jesus and led a revolt against the Qing government.

Who is Hong Xiuquan?

200
This NFL team is the oldest in league history, formed all the way back in 1898.

Who are the Arizona Cardinals?

200

In the mountains of northern Spain and southern France, this language is one of the few native to Europe that is not part of the Indo-European family.

What is Basque?

200

The 1997 sports anthem "Tubthumping" was the one hit of this Leeds-based anarcho-punk band.

What is Chumbawamba?

200

Designed in 1884, this heavy machine gun still sees use by both sides in the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

What is the Maxim gun?

300

You may have heard of Jesus, but this other first-century Judean rabbi founded the infamous Zealots.

Who is Yehuda of Gamala?

300

2008 and 2017 each had a team with a 0–16 season. Name one of them.

Who are the Detroit Lions and Cleveland Browns?

300

This island is far from Madagascar, New Zealand, or Hawaii, but it is the origin of the Austronesian family which includes Malagasy, Māori, and Hawaiian.

What is Taiwan?

300

"You Light Up My Life" by this singer is one of the most successful one-hit wonders of all time, and certainly one of the most Jesus-y.

Who is Debbie Boone?
300

Famous for its role in the Counter-Strike series, this sniper rifle was designed not by an established gun manufacturer, but by 3 guys in a shed.

What is the Arctic Warfare?

400

Remember the Crown Heights tunneling incident in January 2024? This Hasidic rabbi and alleged messiah is why.

Who is Menachem Mendel Schneerson?

400

This word is the name of both a way to score and a player position.

What is a safety?

400

In 1820, this language became the first indigenous language in North America to have a writing system developed by a Native American.

What is Cherokee?

400

The theme to this TV show became the one hit of Czech synth musician Jan Hammer in 1985.

What is Miami Vice?

400

Originally designed as the successor to the M4, this rifle became one of the most infamous failed projects in US military history.

What is the XM8?

500

Perhaps the most infamous false messiah in Judaism, nearly 30% of Jews believed in him at the height of his power in 1666.

Who is Shabtai Zvi?

500

There are 4 teams in the NFL without an official mascot. Name 2 of them.

Who are the Los Angeles Chargers, New York Giants, New York Jets, and Green Bay Packers?

500

Despite its name, the Hebrew alphabet is not an alphabet, and was originally used to write this language.

What is Aramaic?

500

In 1988, jazz legend Bobby McFerrin released the only a capella song to hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100.

What is "Don't Worry, Be Happy"?

500

Best known for the M7 pistol, this Italian firearms manufacturer turns 500 this year.

What is Berretta?

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