Just last night we threatened the life of this amish bachelor
Who is Josh Cook
Seal locomotion is affectionately referred to by this cute term
What is galumphing
Having devoted his life to foreign studies, my older brother Aidan can speak these three languages to fluency
English, Spanish, Portugese
In middle school Seyona sported a crush on this popular Minecraft youtuber and member of the Dream Team
Who is Georgenotfound
Sole survivor of his clan and Seyona's husbando
Who is Sasuke Uchiha
I earned my first twitter ban after telling these stans to kill themselves
Who are DTeam stans
One of the easiest ways to tell a seal and sea lion apart is that seals lack this facial feature
What are ears or earflaps
These are full names of my two dogs
Coconut and Calypso
Both me and Grace cried in Mr. Hoonhout's class after the elimination of our favorite contestant on this K-pop survival show
What is Boy's Planet 999
This catboy magician sparked Karli's love for twinks
Who is Lyney
This U.S. senator once wisely tweeted:
"Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter" "
Who is Ted Cruz
Niko is this species of seal, named after the Slavic freshwater lake they are native to.
what is Baikal Seal
I was invited to co-run an official daily stan account for this minecraft streamr/youtuber
Who is Feinerg
In junior year I made custom stickers of popular youtuber Smii7y, and was awkwardly confrontation by this student who turned out to be a fellow fan
Who is Riccardo Barretta
Grace proudly admitted that she would strap down this fictional character
Who is Cloud Strife
This famous actor made his debut in the 1982 movie home alone 2
Who is Donald Trump
Like whales, seals see the world through this color lens
What is monochrome or black & white
Name one of my OCs (Karli default goes last)
Grayson, Jude, Sunday
In middle school, Avery would yell out this catchphrase from My Hero Acedemia
What is "Plus Ultra"
A sword prodigy taught by his adoptive father who share a likeness with Pearson, namely his blonde hair and brown eyes
Who is Yanqing
This is the person whose life we have cumulatively threatened the most by far
Who is you/yourself
What is the crabeater seal
Throughout my life I've had a terrible obsession over this youtuber, to the point of basing a whole character off of him!
Who is Purpled
When attempting to message my college counsellor, I cc'd her a photo of this not once, but twice in a row
Pad Thai
My first gacha main and the first character I ever purchased merchandise of
Who is Barbara