cats
catz
kitty
kitty cat
100

Why do cats have claws?

So they can scratch you whenever they want

100

catz spelled with a z?

that's wrong

100

Why is your cat so purrrfect?

Because it is so cute

100

Meow?

Where's my food?

200

Are you a cat?

No

200

What is your cat looking at?

Absolutely nothing
200

Do dogs and cats get along?

Maybe is the cat isn't mean

200

How do you get a cats attention?

Here kitty kitty

300

Are cats mean?

No, as long as they stay dry

300

How far can a cat swim?

Give it a bath and find out

300

What is your kitty doing right now?

Definitely sleeping

300

Where do cats live?

In their own castle where they are the queen

400

Who does your cat love the most?

Whoever feeds it
400

Do cats like hot or cold weather?

I don't know, ask the cat

400

What does a cat do for fun?

sleep, duh

400

Why do cats have 9 lives?

They're just lucky

500

Can cats do tricks?

Only if they want to

500

What is your cat eating for dinner?

The same thing it eats every night

500

What is a dogs favorite thing to do?

Get out of here dog, this is about cats only

500

Where do cats sleep?

On the FURniture

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