Why do cats have claws?
So they can scratch you whenever they want
catz spelled with a z?
that's wrong
Why is your cat so purrrfect?
Because it is so cute
Meow?
Where's my food?
Are you a cat?
No
What is your cat looking at?
Do dogs and cats get along?
Maybe is the cat isn't mean
How do you get a cats attention?
Here kitty kitty
Are cats mean?
No, as long as they stay dry
How far can a cat swim?
Give it a bath and find out
What is your kitty doing right now?
Definitely sleeping
Where do cats live?
In their own castle where they are the queen
Who does your cat love the most?
Do cats like hot or cold weather?
I don't know, ask the cat
What does a cat do for fun?
sleep, duh
Why do cats have 9 lives?
They're just lucky
Can cats do tricks?
Only if they want to
What is your cat eating for dinner?
The same thing it eats every night
What is a dogs favorite thing to do?
Get out of here dog, this is about cats only
Where do cats sleep?
On the FURniture