Preacher Illustrations And Funny Sayings
This white rock-like narcotic is often employed in one of Preacher's sayings in order to convey the idea that someone is ill informed or hallucinating.
What is crack?
"Are you smok'n crack?" - Preacher
Whenever this country appears in the Bible, it is always a type of the world.
What is Egypt?
In Bible numerology, we know that the number 4 means this.
What is judgement?
What is testing?
Esau was willing to sell his birthright for some of this.
What is red pottage?
This king suddenly became a grass-eating beast after he boasted about his kingdom.
Who is King Nebuchadnezzar?
Ben Peacock would often ask Preacher if everyone else put this body part in the fire would he do it too.
What is the head?
This substance, used in fermentation in dough, is a type of sin in the Bible.
What is sin?
This book in the Old Testament is the first book to be written.
What is the book of Job?
In Ezekiel 4, this secret ingredient was to be added into the bread.
What is dung?
Human or cattle (either way, it was nasty!)
This man was smitten and "he was eaten of worms" after he refused to give God glory.
Who is Herod?
Preacher often says this person couldn't verbalize anything negative about the devil.
Who is Preacher's mother?
Who is Hellen Peacock?
This water craft from Genesis 6-7 is a type of the Christian rising above (or avoiding) the judgement to come.
What is the ark?
This iconic building was fully restored and operational by 519B.C.
What is the temple?
What is the second temple?
In 1 Samuel 17:18, David is told to bring 10 of these to the "captain of their thousand"
What is cheese?
Forty two children of Bethel were killed by two of these animals after making fun of Elisha.
What is a bear?
What is a "she bear"?
It was in this building Preacher and Ms.Drena fully submitted to Preacher leaving his job at the Sherriff's Office.
What is the "gymnatorium"?
This Old Testament character most closely resembles the Lord Jesus Christ in at least 70 types.
Who is Joseph?
This number means perfect fruit in the Bible.
What is the number 9?
Paul seems to condone the Carnivore Diet in 1 Corinthians 6:13 when he says that this food is for the belly and the belly is for this food.
What is meat?
(You don't see Keto in the Bible, eh?)
This couple were killed in Acts 5 for lying to the Holy Ghost.
Who are Ananias and Sapphira?
Preacher often an illustrated story about a boy that finds this toy hanging on the wall of a second-hand store.
What is a toy blue boat?
What is a boat?
This people show up in the Bible as a type of the flesh.
Who are the Amalekites?
This book is supposed to be the last book written by Paul before his death.
What is 2 Timothy?
This governor gave commandment for all the Jews to "Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet..."
Who is Nehemiah?
Nehemiah 8:10
This king of Moab enslaved Israel for 18 years until Ehud stabbed him "and the dirt came out".
Who is King Eglon?