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Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority
This Bing Crosby song is the best selling Christmas single of all time - it helps when you share a name with a movie.
White Christmas
The two leads in the original film version of Greece
Olivia Newton John Travolta
He's a loverboy at play
Girl, he don't play by rules (Oh-ho)
Uh-oh, girl, don't play the fool, no
Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul
SPF on sunscreen and clothing stands for what three word principle
Sun Protection Factor
The Happiest Place on Earth
Disneyland
Simon and Garfunkel, Phoebe Bridgers, and Fiona Apple have all covered this 1818 German carol. In their versions, subtitled 'the 7 o'clock news' they splice in clips of them reading tragic headlines from the year of the songs release.
Silent Night
A Shakespearean tragedy about the premiere sandwich offered by an eatery known for its golden arches.
Big MacBeth
Well, let me think, let me think, ah, what should I do?
So many eager young bunnies that I'd like to pursue
Now even though they're eating out the palm of my hand
There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it
Runaway Baby - Bruno Mars
Think Different
Apple
This winter rondo was composed in 1946 during a heatwave, a little confusing for an activity that requires snow.
Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson
An absorbent, yellow, porous and fictional sea creature whose fibs are easily detected by his flaming slacks.
Spongebob Squarepants on fire
You could never know what it's like
Your blood, like winter, freezes just like ice
Im Still Standing - Sir Elton John
The Best A Man Can Get
Gillette
This song's title is a loan phrase from english, with it being as close to "Merry Christmas" as the Hawaiian phonology will allow.
Mele Kalikimaka
Rhapsody in Blue Cheese
Well I was walking down the street just a having a think / When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
It keeps going, and going, and going
Energizer
This french carol originally began as dance music for french nobility. The titular characters are two farm hands who have found the baby Jesus in the manger and run to the village to tell the inhabitants.
Bring a torch, Jeanette, Isabella.
A 1989 Film staring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal becomes a song by Role Model about getting back into the dating scene
When Harry Met Sally When the Wine Runs Out
You old Petey Pablo, take your shirt off
Wave 'round your head like a helicopter
No Problem - Chance the Rapper, Lil Wayne