Dad Jokes
I’m afraid of speed bumps.
What is “I’m slowly getting over it?”
The reason the math book looked sad.
What is “it had too many problems?”
This animal is terrible at hiding because it’s always spotted.
What is a leopard?
Why the computer went to the doctor.
What is “it caught a virus?”
This food never tells secrets.
What is a mushroom? (Because it’s a fungi.)
Why do skeletons not fight each other?
What is “they don’t have the guts?”
The most musical subject in school.
What is math? (Because of all the “counts.”)
What cows do on date night.
What is “go to the moo-vies?”
Why programmers prefer dark mode.
What is “because light attracts bugs?”
Why you should never trust stairs.
What are “they’re always up to something?”
What do you call fake spaghetti?
What is an impasta?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
What is “because the students were so bright?”
The smartest insect.
What is a spelling bee?
Why Wi-Fi broke up with Bluetooth.
What is “it found the connection too weak?”
Why the scarecrow won an award.
What is “he was outstanding in his field?”
Why don’t eggs tell jokes.
What is “they’d crack each other up?”
Why is history the most relaxing class?
What is “because it’s all in the past?”
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is a gummy bear?
Why does the smartphone need glasses?
What is “it lost its contacts?”
Why do bicycles fall over?
What is “because they’re two-tired?”
Why did the coffee file a police report?
What is “it got mugged?”
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is “the teacher said it was a piece of cake?”
Why fish are so smart.
What is “they live in schools?”
Why was the computer cold?
What is “it left its Windows open?”
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
What is “in case he got a hole in one?”