knock knock jokes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Are you crying?
Why did the carpenter slept?
Because he was board.
What is a carpenter?
Someone who paints and maybe fixes stuff for your house.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
What kind of nails do carpenters HATE to hammer?
Fingernails.
Why is ''hate'' a strong word?
Because it means that you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't like or love.