What?
"What does _____ mean?"
What is....
"Friday" !
"There are lots of cool John's. John MacArthur...John the Apostle...John _____. Who is that?? Is that a person? Why do I know that name?"
What is....
Travolta
My brain is like an ________.
What is "an accessory."
Hey, I come from a town with no running water. Let's lower our __________ expectations for me."
"academia."
"Yeah, there are things that matter much more than money. ______ for instance."
What is
"looks."
"You know, boiling in your own filth (_________). It just doesn't sound very nice."
What are
"Hot tubs."
"Give it to me! I want to see the baby!"
Then, quieter, to herself:
What is
"Okay Rumpelstilzchen."
"I was watching this ______. On accident."
"documentary."
"I just had such a college rat experience y'all this is embarrassing. I was LURED into a WSU seminar even with the promise of _______.!"
What is
"SNACKS!"
"I loooove _______-___________. No stress to entertain. Barely even need my oresence. All vibes. No work."
What is
"third-wheeling."
"Everyone's just flocking together. Like_____."
What is
"cows."
"Nah, it was filmed in Little Rock. Or Big Rock. Or some sort of _______________________."
What is
"medium sized boulder."
"I'd send u a really bad selfie but I'm afraid."
What is
"YOU'LL USE IT AGAINST ME."
"Anya and I went to a cemetery the other day. For fun. I have to add that in order or else people think we're visiting a specific grave. Nope, we were _________________."
What is...
"we were just hangin' around."
"I am not sure you're allowed to refer to other people as '______ ________' if they are not us. I think that's against the law and punishable by death in some minor Asian country island."
What is
'your friends.'
"I tried to push for a ________________ of myself but they said no."
What is a
"golden full body statue."
"An ant can hold up to a million times its own body weight. An elephant _____________________________. Weak"
What is
"can't even hold another elephant. Weak"
"I woke up this morning thinking, 'Wow,_______________."
What is
"I'm beyond help."
Oh, my memory issues have coined me a new accolade, "______ _________."
What is
"Krazy Kristina."
"I am really having a hard time narrowing down which one of us is___________."
What is
"the most unhinged."
"You can sleep in the car _________ woman."
What is
"buffoon."
"Do I need to bring anything? A jacket? A moderately sized______? Plans to overthrow Uganda?"
What is
"missile."
"I've been feeling like a___________________."
What is a
"freeloading parasite."
"I feel like people are really missing out on the content that is ____."
What is
"me."
"Slav. Slavery. It came from us because ___________________. It wasn't even race based, it was really just "you look like a slave. Mine!"
"we were the best at it."