What the Hell?
Kuglerisms
Staff Quirks
Thursday at the Morgue
Mixed Bag
100
She used to heat up my TV dinners for me at lunch and have them ready to eat...
Who is Kathy Nic
100
Sometimes he leaves the parking lot very quickly. What king of car does he drive?
What is an Audi
100
When lasers first came out, Clarkson hospital had this serial number thanks to the breweries in town
What is number 3
100
Patients carry these on thursdays after thier exam. Usually a tech would have it
What is a superbill
100
The only item that still uses floppy disks I can think of
What is the visual field
200
This Creighton basketball guard gave Joann a "Congrats?" for being star of the month
Who is Grant Gibbs
200
Its a candy similar to pixie sticks but entirely more refined
What are smarties
200
The days of the week tell you which to use. Rachel used to decide the day before on it though
What are uniform colors
200
She uttered this phrase about Dr S. with a sunken in glaucomanous right eye and a totally clouded over cornea in the left after her exam.
What is "Good Doctor, Good Eyes"
200
You cant bill for this without having the correct one of this
What is a diagnosis
300
The staff recently discovered a lifetime supply of this item, which was sold to Sue on a discount deal long ago
What is white out
300
Dr Kugler recently got this Apple product, the day it came out
What is the iPhone 5
300
You're not going to believe this but I'm going to....
What is tell you anyway
300
If you are here to see Dr. Schichtemeier on a thursday you are holding one of these already so drops are no problem
What is a tissue
300
Dr Kugler just explained his plan to me in my exam. The last two words he said:
What is "Sound Reasonable?
400
Im ok with dilation today, just dont do this...
What is "the puff of air test"
400
Dr Kugler attended this school which was strangely voted one of the top "party" schools in the country
What is Depauw University
400
Jolene's sons occupation
What is a teacher
400
Im 100 years old and my last exam is on paper. Dr S wrote these 2 things on my last exam form..
What is .3 and danger signals
400
Take 2 Valium if you want. This guy took 3...
Who is Johnny Rodgers
500
The end of this patern...RK, RK, LASIK, PRK, PRK again..,_________
What is a corneal transplant
500
I hate post-it notes!!! This is the company to blame
What is 3M
500
Dr. Morgan attended the University of Virginia. This is their mascot
What are the Cavaliers
500
George Klein invented this device to help injured veterans get around after WWII.
What is a powerchair or scooter
500
The most common AM radio station patients here about Kugler Vision
What is 1620 the Zone
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