Other Famous Kristens
Also known as: Anna of Arendelle, Veronica Mars, and Sarah Marshall
Kristen Bell
Pickle’s collegiate alma-matre
Syracuse University
This word describes someone who just can’t quit a habit, like smoking or binge-watching
Addicted
The match was made on this app
Hinge
A Jane Austen novel about a lively and privileged young woman who relishes playing matchmaker among her friends. Also a guest at this party...
Emma
The most popular pickle. Often flavored with garlic and named for a traditional Jewish preparation style
Kosher Dill
Bella from Twilight
Pickle’s DOB
May 19, 1995
A ruler with absolute power, often ruling with fear instead of fairness
Dictator
For their first date, Kristen and Connor hopped on over and met up at this type of establishment. Their relationship took flight!
Brewery
a 30-something single woman in London who keeps a diary to chronicle her attempts at self-improvement. She navigates love between her charming but questionable boss, and the seemingly stuffy barrister. Based on Elizabeth Bennet
Bridget Jones
This crunchy lil snack is a staple in French cuisine and charcuterie boards
Cornichons
All “Bridesmaids” know this actress, writer, and SNL alum
Kristen Wiig
Pickle excelled in this high-school sport. Luckily she didn’t develop a hunchback
Field Hockey
To say something will happen before it actually does
Predict
Spicy! Connor earned his undergrad degree in this Upstate city. It might be why he gets along with Bill
Buffalo, NY
Pickle loves this famous movie scene in which Elizabeth Bennet rejects Mr Darcy in this type of inclement weather
Rain
Older brother of Dil and cousin to Angelica. Famously sports a diaper.
Tommy Pickles
Starred alongside Idina Menzel as the original Galinda on broadway
Kristen Chenoweth
Pickle’s favorite Ben and Jerry’s flavor. Hold the tartar sauce, please
Phish Food
Sour tasting foods, like lemons can be described with this adjective
Acidic
Kristen and Connor got engaged in this island retreat
Captiva Island, FL
He’s Mr. Darcy’s bestie in Pride and Prejudice — sweet, rich, and totally head over heels for Jane Bennet
Mr Bingley
An eccentric, alcoholic, animated mad scientist brines himself to avoid a family therapy session
Pickle Rick
The voice of Louise Belcher. Mel from Flight of the Conchords. Ugh! Wassername???
Kristen Schaal
Pickle was too strung-out to keep playing this instrument. She took a bow after only a few lessons. Never really rosinated.
Violin
To go against, say the opposite, or deny a statement someone else has made
Contradict
Connor’s favorite treat. Made by Kimberly. A cinnamon sugar cookie with a silly name
Snickerdoodle
This novel’s title says it all — one sister is all about feelings, the other about logic.
Sense and Sensibility
Unlike its fully fermented cousin, this pickle is only partially brined, giving it a crunchier bite and a milder flavor.
Half-sour Pickle