Barr / Connor
Roseanne
Bad Feminist
Difficult Women
Not That Bad
Roxane Gay
A 2008 Will Smith movie about an alcoholic superhero, or the NY town where Upstate Tyler annually chills out with his friends in a schoolhouse
Hancock
The dating app Bristlr reportedly started as a joke, but now has 100,000 registered users in search of men with this feature
Beards
Nominative Determinism would assert that this former congressman was just living up to his own name by consistently and pathologically sexting women other than his wife -- even while documentary cameras filmed
Anthony Weiner
Ray
White Teeth
On Beauty
Swing Time
Zadie Smith
Some (read: Kyle and Haley) are hoping that Trey’s next gig will mean free stationary bikes from this company, each usually costing ~$2,245
Peloton
The Singularity, a dating app that went viral in late 2019, turned heads because it featured this many people to choose from
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Within the last 48 hours, this comedian was outed for engaging in predatory and pedophilic behavior, not unlike his exact character in the Netflix show You.
Chris D'Elia
Ball / Ricardo
Lucy / Lucille
Between the World and Me
Water Dancer
We Were Eight Years In Power: An American Tragedy
Ta-Nehisi Coates
A kingdom of Gaelic Ireland, a current county in Ireland, or a #1 R&B single by Erykah Badu
Tyrone
Pounced is a dating app for this persuasion of folks who suit up to enjoy their kink
Furries
This author left his wife thinking that on the other side of the breakup would be a relationship with Natalie Portman, whose response can best be described as she's just not that into you, bro
Jonathan Safran Foer
Boyd / Harrelson
Woody
If Beale Street Could Talk
Giovanni's Room
Notes of a Native Son
James Baldwin
Trey’s employer as of the last camping trip, headquartered in Osaka, Japan and formerly known as Matsushita Electric Industrial Co.
Panasonic
This invite-only app, catered to the rich and famous, vets your social media presence before you’re even allowed to use it
Raya
This man cheated on his wife with an employee of his company back in 2013. (Don’t worry, his ex-wife is doing fine, keeping her company 23andMe and appearing on Shark Tank.)
Sergey Brin
Youssef / Hassan
Ramy
The Intuitionist
The Nickel Boys
The Underground Railroad
Colson Whitehead
Riddle me this:
Tyler + the first name of the Most Trusted Man in America + Finn’s friend
Tyler Walter Sawyer
The Atlasphere is a dating site for people who haven’t shrugged off this highly contentious author
Ayn Rand
CrossFit