Growing Up
Thought this structure was called an uppa tower until he was eight.
Water tower
Kyle only guarantees household repairs will last for this amount of time.
24 hours
He has owned almost every brand of this mode of transportation.
Cars
Beat his brother out for this role in a famous Rogers and Hammerstein musical.
Curly in Oklahoma
Lost this out of his mouth in pea stone on a camping trip.
His fake tooth
This girlfriend caused his first car accident.
Chrissy Zemko
This has happened to Kyle several times at almost all of his work places. No wonder he has a bad foot and hip.
He has been beat up
Who is responsible for eating leftovers in the Mansfield household?
Everyone BUT Kyle
Wore brown grease paint to play this role in a famous old musical.
The King of Siam
He gathers all of the ingredients for THIS the night before.
Dinner
Used to have nightmares that began when one of these poked him in the back in the middle of a dream.
A witch
A client once took this out and threw it at Kyle during the work day.
Their eye
Kyle often has these about big events in family member's lives.
Premonitions
Made out onstage a little too passionately with this actress on stage.
Jen
He puts these two things out WAY too early each week.
Garbage and recycling
Instead of sucking his thumb, Kyle sucked these until basically puberty
His first two fingers
Was referred to by this cracker snack at work.
The Big Cheez It
Kyle can NEVER locate these three items when leaving any location.
Keys, wallet, and glasses
Kyle once played this character that sang the lyrics, "I am the road, leading to no return, secret of life, nobody wants to learn..."
Papa Ge
Dropped this by the pool causing a lady nearby to stop him to retrieve the item.
His underwear
Released this breed of dog on town bullies in New Britain.
Irish Setter
One client got a little too frisky and did this while Kyle was in the room.
Stripped naked
Chris and Kyle once woke up to this household disaster and screamed, "Emergency! Emergency!"
A flood
Kyle believes he has this type of vibrato when singing in musicals
Shotgun
Mistakenly brushed his teeth with this on a camping trip
Cortisone cream