Gastric Hazards
What is Kyle’s undisputed number one favorite condiment food?
hot sauce here, hot sauce there, hot sauce everywhere
Kyle can name all 197 world countries alphabetically, but name two items he regularly cannot locate in the house.
wallet and keys
What activity are you doing if Kyle tells you to "grab a caw, we’re watchin’ hock"?
Drinking coffee and watching hockey.
What did the duck on Kyle's shoulder say after ordering a drink at the bar?
"Just put it on my bill."
How many days old is a human turning 50?
18,262 days
Name 3 of Kyle's favorite foods
nachos, cheese, hot sauce, chips, anything megan makes
Name a country starting with the letter "Q."
Qatar
Translate this invitation: "Wanna watch a moo?
Watch a movie (and fall asleep in 4 minutes)
What happens when you drop a bottle of hot sauce in the snow?
It turns into chili pepper.
What classic middle-aged life lesson did Kyle forcefully learn just days before his 50th birthday?
Keep a toilet within arms reach at all times
What was a go-to bachelor snack for Kyle?
melted cheese on bread with onions
Which of these leaders was NOT a real US President: James K. Polk, Chester A. Arthur, or Moo Fassa Jones?
Moo Fassa Jones
What is the classic farewell saying?
NOYEAH!
Why did the mug of coffee call 911?
Because it got mugged.
What musical accompaniment is guaranteed to wake up the house 10 minutes after Kyle falls asleep on the couch?
His farts / snoring / stomach rumble.
What is the song of Kyle's people?
Anything in the tune of farts.
Name any three consecutive US Presidents in chronological order.
I have no idea. Kyle is that right?
Finish this phrase "Yoggin' ________ Looski"
YABBA
What did the chiropractor say when Kyle stood up off the couch?
"I hear you cracking under the pressure."
If Kyle’s stomach was an industrial worksite, what emergency safety sign would be posted on the door?
Danger: Flammable Gas/ Hard Hats & Fresh Pants Required.
What bodily mishap did Kyle experience this past week just in time for turning 50?
He pooped his pants
n Kyle's memorized alphabetical country list, name the very first country AND the very last country.
Afghanistan and Zimbabwe.
If you are going to tend to personal hygiene, you might say....
"I'm goin' to take a Shaow"
Goll Darn it All!
At age 50, what part of Kyle officially goes out more often than he does?
His back!