This team member is color blind
My
This is the primary difference between THC and CBD
THC is psychoactive and produces a high. CBD does not
These two analytes got shipped to Florida due to machine failure
Heavy Metals and Pesticides
This client is on a payment plan with the CCB
Caliente!
This was the last bill we didn't pay as a lab
Internet
This team member forged their PT results
Eddy
This was the first state to legalize cannabis. BONUS: These states were the first to legalize recreational cannabis
California - Medically. BONUS: Colorado and Washington
This person got exposed and had to use the shower in the back
Rosii
This client changed their name from something way cooler to their current name
Sunder Storm to Sunder Desert
This is the highest amount of samples we've ever gotten in one day (Closest guess is ok)
322 (272 samples + 50 enviros)
This team member has made multiple trips into the dumpster
Reno
These little structures are all over cannabis plants and produce resinous secretions
Trichomes
This exploded while Olivia and My were grinding
The bottle of ACN
This client has had bugs found in the samples
Zenway
This former teammate's picture was taped in all the bathrooms
Michael
This person finds the most bathroom related issues. BONUS: This other person was the last to leave a bathroom issue
Steven BONUS: Damien
This body system is "hijacked" by THC when partaking in cannabis
The Endocannabinoid system (ECS)
The wall of this room fell when the building flooded
This client passes the most tests regularly throughout the lab
Srene
This tool got banned from the lab for destroying samples
The heat gun
This team member does drag and has been in theater forever
Britt
Draw the chemical formula for THC

This item almost blew up the lab and left the lab without power for days
The fuse box
This client is our longest standing client
Polaris MMJ
A police officer confronted and argued with this team member - BONUS: This was the reason
Rosii - BONUS: Criminal activity from past employee