RESIDENTS
ATTENDINGS
NURSES
MANAGEMENT
ALL THE ABOVE
100

The resident that refers to all babies as "kiddos"

Who is Nikki Jenkins?

100

The doctor who awkwardly laughs during delivery

Who is Blechman?

100

Has an assigned seat at the labor desk

Who is Vera?

100

Asks nurses "who wants to go home?" before Team Steps at 7:45

Who is Teresa?

100
The resident that got mistaken as Leslie

Who is Michael?

200

"West coast, best coast"

Who is Natalie?

200

Most likely to make a routine 1 hour C Section into a 3 hour C/S due to an abundance of education

Who is Baum?

200

The two newest TikTok stars of the floor

Who is Adriana and Lindsay?

200

Doesn't know what LDRP stands for

Who is Scott Smilen?

200

The tech who has hosted/attended as a guest "kink" parties

Who is Tatiana Williams?

300
The resident who has referred to vaginas as "self cleaning ovens" when explaining to a patient who came into triage for r/o rupture and she wasn't actually ruptured
Who is Michael?
300

"Your baby looks FABULOUS!" (as the baby has deep variables)

Who is Frasca?
300

"Merry Christmas Ang"

Who is Sharon Smith?

300

"It's not a staffing issue, it's a ratio issue"

Who is Teresa?

300

The two residents who are originally from Trinidad

Who is Hannah and Shania?

400
A resident (who has graduated within the last 3 years) that is expecting their first baby

Who is Soledad?

400

The doctor who tells new parents that their baby looks like a frosted cupcake when they come out with a ton of vernix

Who is Vaughns?

400
Calls down to the labor desk to ask if you have a room ready when the patient isn't even there yet?

Who is Jane?

400

Who did a nurse yell at when they came up from the cafeteria with pierogies on the phone while the floor was DROWNING and then continued to ask "why are you mad? do you want me to go back downstairs and get you some too?"

Who is Angela?

400

Nurse/Tech combo that can't work together

Who is Karol and Patty?
500

The two residents (one current, one graduate) who are having an affair to this day. BONUS: The resident who walked in on them

Who is Nikki and Greg? 


Who is Jannatul

500

Gets mistaken as housekeeping by multiple nurses

Who is Kugay?

500

"Girls.. this is NOT okay! This is not okay!" and constantly talks about the wrong ways of cancelling nurses

Who is Dr. McGinn?

500

Doesn't realize that pregnant patients with UTIs don't have the same symptoms as everyone else

Who is Scott Smilen?

500

Constantly asks for switches on the facebook page followed by a paragraph explaining why they need the trade?

Hint: Blessing

Who is Michelle Michele?

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