It's totally true...
This is where the US government is holding aliens for research in Nevada.
What is Area 51?
Just do it
What is Nike?
In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf.
What is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
This TMJ4 weather man with a rhyming name retired in 2017
Who is John Malan?
Besides a vasectomy, this is really the only birth control putting the onus on the man.
What is a condom?
This group believes there is a "deep state" cabal of satanic pedophiles and cannibals running the US
Who is QAnon?
What's in your wallet?
What is Capitol One?
In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf.
What is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone or Harry Potter 1?
This TMJ4 personality has been a news anchor for over 30 years, and is well known for her Positively Milwaukee series.
Who is Carole Meekins?
This T shaped device can come with hormones or made of copper
What is an IUD?
This famous monster now lives in the deep waters of Flathead Lake, Montana
What is the Loch Ness Monster?
Finger lickin' good
What is KFC?
A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
What is Love You Forever?
This cheery blonde with an alliterative name started reporting the weather way back in 1986, and recently retired in September.
Who is Sally Severson?
I used to have an alarm every day at 3:45pm so I wouldn't forget to take this.
What is the pill?
These people claim NASA and other scientists have conspired to cover up the truth about the shape of this planet.
Who are flat earthers?
Breakfast of Champions
What is Wheaties?
First of all, let me get something straight: this is a JOURNAL, not a diary.
What is Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
This WISN reporter co-anchors the 6 and 10pm news, and has a hard to spell last name.
Who is Joyce Garbaciak?
This is the only 100% effective way to not get pregnant.
What is abstinence?
This is a small group of very influential leaders, controlling governments across the globe (maybe while meeting inside secret pyramids?).
Who are the Illuminati?
Double your pleasure, Double your fun
What is Wrigley's Double Mint Gum?
Where’s Papa going with that ax?
What is Charlotte's Web?
Scott was sad when this busty, young meteorologist moved to North Dakota
Who is Jesse Ritka?
This birth control type was featured in a Seinfeld episode.
What is the sponge?