Herstory
How many years has Martha been at UNEX?
22 years.
Name one of Martha's daily breakfast staples. (There are two.)
Milk or Toast.
best.
cool weather.
"Let me see if I calendered it."
Yes, Martha said it.
Which other department has Martha worked in, here at UNEX?
BMLP.
What is Lady Martha's favorite shipping method?
FedEx
Martha is a delicate little ________.
orchid.
Is Martha a Cat or a Dog person?
Cat person.
"If she's got something that squirts noodles off the top, the least she could do is invite you over for dinner"
Yes, yes she did say that.
What's the name of Martha's favorite Westwood Taco Tuesday joint?
Headlines Diner & Grill
What is Martha's favorite sporting event?
The Kentucky Derby.
okay.
Automatic or Manual?
Manual.
“I mean the quality of your life would just be…well you know what I’m gonna say..It rhymes with “trucked”.
Yep, Martha said it!
What was the name of Martha's horse growing up?
Chelsea.
Which gallon pin (number) did Martha receive most recently?
At the end of the day, Martha is off to ________, "on her broomstick."
Lala Land
Soft Snack or Crunchy Snacks?
“You know I would’ve never made it as a pioneer woman, riding around on that buckboard. I would’ve been like ‘where’s the shower’. They would've been like ‘shoot her or send her back to Boston’."
Yes, she said it.
Which famous architect was the neighbor of Martha's grandmother?
Frank Lloyd Wright
What kind of car does Martha drive?
Mini Cooper
"The only other Martha is me and Martha ______."
Stewart
The Beloved Extension Building or The Trailer Park?
Beloved Extension Building
“There's a phrase in Russian that describes your hair, it mean “an explosion went off in the macaroni factory.”
Nope, Nadya said it.