Coach Mackey's Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
ba ba ba because
Where does the link always take you?
Motivational Video
_____ Brooke!!
YASSS
Who scored our first goal?
Lauren
Did you hear the creator of velcro passed away?
RIP
What is Garys most used emoji?
Fire emoji
How does Flo end every tweet?
GO WARRIORS!!!
What did we do for pregame before the alumni game?
Watched Youtube videos
Why do Africans only drive electric cars?
Because they're Mad-At-Gas-Cars
In the lion mentality motivational video what animal are we not supposed to be?
Gazelle
What school did he coach at before memorial?
Prosper
How many goals did we score in the alumni game?
3
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
Fizzziciane
How does she end almost every text?
Lets freakin go!!!
What position did he play when he played soccer?
Center Back
What number was the girl Lauren almost got in a fight with?
19
Did you know there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky?
Thats plane to sea
What did she ask us to do in her text Wednesday?
take that second win
What is he always losing?
His keys
Who was the gameday tweet against Lonestar?
Maggie