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game
lore
music
sum bullshit
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the name of this pokemon *

galarian articuno

200

this puzzle simulation game you take on the role of an inspector at the grestin border checkpoint serving the communist state Arstotzka

papers please

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the year League of Legends was released

2009

200

gaem msuic from *

clair

200

what did i just craft *

daylight detector

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this powerful relic in Slay the Spire contains this description: "Whenever you Exhaust a card, add a random card to your hand." 

Dead Branch

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the name of this game *

Blue Prince

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this iconic sword was inherited from Zack Fair in the series Final Fantasy by Cloud

Buster Sword

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what game is this song from *

persona 4

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the usernames donning these two Roblox avatars *

AlanFlameslinger888 and CreeperSparky123

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the name of this item in the game League of Legends *

Zaz'Zak's Realmspike

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the series the game developer Yoko Taro's first made, also the prequel to the series Nier

Drakengaard

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in 2014, PopCap began releasing a trilogy of games for their IP Plants vs. Zombies. the names of these three games are 

Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare, Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, and Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville

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what game is this song from *

bloons monkey city

600

recite one line from the end message when you beat Minecraft 

I see the player you mean.

PLAYERNAME?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.

That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.

I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.

What did this player dream?

This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?

It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the [scrambled], and created a [scrambled] for [scrambled], in the [scrambled].

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game.

Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes.

But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality.

To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere.

Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear.

It reads our thoughts.

Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely [scrambled] and [scrambled], I wish to tell them that they are [scrambled] in the [scrambled]. They see so little of reality, in their long dream.

And yet they play the game.

But it would be so easy to tell them...

Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living.

I will not tell the player how to live.

The player is growing restless.

I will tell the player a story.

But not the truth.

No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance.

Give it a body, again.

Yes. Player...

Use its name.

PLAYERNAME. Player of games.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change.

We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story.

Once upon a time, there was a player.

The player was you, PLAYERNAME.

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away.

Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience.

Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story.

Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into .

800

in this bone-chilling area located in Genshin Impact79 of these collectibles are scattered across the area 

crimson agate

800

on April 1 2018, the artist Noisestorm released the song "Crab Rave." five years later, on April 1 2023, the same person released this game on steam which boasts overwhelmingly positive reviews

crab champions

800

in the visual novel 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors, the characters examine a dog-like portrait. the player character Junpei gives the portrait this name

funyarinpa

800

what game song from *

deepwoken

800

these games games have many references to media outside of itself. name one of them. Binding of Isaac, Risk of Rain 2, Balatro, Slay the Spire

bonus points for the rain formerly known as purple referencing prince in ror2 cause thats what inspired this question

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the name of this upgrade 0-4 for the monkey village in BTD5 *

Monkey Intelligence Bureau (MIB)

1000

the game popular streamers Trick2g, Tyler1, Yassuo, and Voyboy were known for playing together

pummel party

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in 2019, Valve's hit game Team Fortress 2 released on their Youtube page ten videos for each playable character titled with this three word phrase

meet the [blank/character name]

1000

game song *

hello charlotte

1000

make this recipe *

noodles, chopped meat/prawn, bok choy and heat

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