Dwayne the ____ Johnson
Dwayne "the 'fictional private detective'" Johnson
Dwayne "The Sherlock" Johnson
the "Popemobile"
Mercedes-Benz
Best: Most Dashcams produced per capita
Worst: Most athletes caught doping
RuSsIa
This 59 year old American has a knack for destruction.
Phil Swift
The first Woodstock festival was held, Richard Nixon became president of the USA, the first humans landed on the moon, the New York Mets miraculously win their first world series.
1969
Dwayne "the 'mouse who serves as one of Cinderella's sidekicks'" Johnson
Dwayne "the Jacques" Johnson
The Turbine
Chrysler
Best: Biggest producer of Pop music in the world.
Worst: The Police Force
Sweeden
This 69 year old from Oklahoma is among other things a TV personality, author, and a man who put people in their place.
Dr. Phil
A boy band traveled to the year 3000 and returned to this year
2003
Dwayne "the 'series of polymer-framed, short recoil-operated, locked-breech semi-automatic firearms'" Johnson
Dwayne "the Glock" Johnson
Isetta
Best: Coffee Drinkers per capita & free weed everywhere
Worst: ZERO free parking spaces
Netherlands
His name is Lester Green. He is an American actor, comedian, and frequent guest on The Howard Stern Show and meme-ified for his absurdly stupid answers to logical questions.
1983
Dwayne "the 'fictional character serving aboard the starship Enterprise as science officer and first officer'" Johnson
Dwayne "the Spock" Johnson
"The Thing"
Volkswagen
Best: Leading coconut producer
Worst: Shortest avg height. Male 5'2 Female 4'10.
-- also cant find flight 370--
Malaysia
First Name Broderick, this 63 y/o stud is the father of 7 children and loves to ask people questions.
Steve Harvey
Citizens of Russia can legally identify as any ethnicity, real or not. According to official statistics in the 2002 census, there are Russian citizens who identify as Babylonians, Romans, Martians, Goblins, Elves and Hobbits.
Top Song- Lose Yourself by Eminem
"What happens here, stays here"
- Las Vegas
2002
Dwayne "the 'a waterproof filler and sealant, used in building work and repairs'" Johnson.
Dwayne "the Caulk" Johnson
the Brat
Subaru
Best: Millionaires per Capita
Worst: Most Expensive food in the world
UK
This 46 y/o radio host aggressively tried to falsify and make conspiracies such as Sandy Hook, 9/11, The OKC bombings, and moon landing.
Alex Jones
Disneyland in California Opens
Rosa Parks Bus Incident
1955