THE FAMILY OF VANDERMARK
LANCE FAVORITES
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SOMETHING UNIQUE YOU LOVE ABOUT LANCE...
MR. V. HODGEPODGE
100

He has this many siblings

9 siblings (2 sisters and 7 brothers)

100

Subject to teach

Math (science was really fun for second grade too)

100

A man named Mike Pit says, "Come sit down. I will get what you like for lunch." "It was hot on our hike. I must have a bit of lime...I want a ripe lime that is big in size." Mike says, "I will get a big lime and take five hot dogs from the grill." "Thank you, Mike. I am so hot. That lime looks fine!" says Mrs. Biles. She bites her lip as she eats the ripe lime. There is a rip on her lip that makes her whine. She says, "I must not bite this lime. The rip on my lip is not quite fine!"

Now find all of the long-i silent-e words - go!
100

"He's got a good attention to detail."

Marialice

100

Lance's biggest fear

Snakes and spiders

200

He has this many nieces and nephews

4 nephews and 3 nieces

200

Snack (which is ever so slightly detailed)

Ultimate butter microwave popcorn with Tapatio and the Kraft parmesan cheese that come in the green plastic bottle

200

If this pseudoword had a definition:

PLUBSMIPE

Nice.

200

"That he loves scary movies and ghost stories! If you want a good laugh just go to the movies with him!!!"

Laverne

200

If Lance didn't work at a school, he'd want to be...

a doctor or an accountant
300
Lance is closest to this member of his family

His younger sister Jessica

300

Genre of music

Contemporary classical music -or- techno remixes that are good for running

300

"The size of his jade is huge!"

Yes, you read that correctly.

300

"His hair"

Sally

300

His worst date...

"Freshman year I was kidnapped for a never-ending date.  I was picked up from my dorm room at 5:00 pm and did not make it back to my dorm until close to 7:00 the next morning."

400

Lance enjoys these activities most with his family

Disneyland Trips or lazy days out at the pool

400
Smell

Tripple Tie - Christmas Tree, Ocean, Mountain Air

400

"Balls come in many sizes, but most are round. You can play many different games with balls. You can throw and kick a ball. You can hit a ball with a stick. You can run with a ball. You can jump with a ball and throw it through a hoop. Children have always played games with balls. However, the balls used today are different from the balls that were used in games of long ago."

Good job.

400

"His love of chicken nuggets! No matter where you go to eat, gotta check for the nuggies lol, and his Taco Bell."

Carrie Crowe

400

Most bacon consumed in one sitting

Probably 2 lbs

500

Lance grew up in this city and state

Santa Clarita, California

500

Month of the year

November - it's almost Christmas, lots of family time, not too cold yet, and it still feels like fall

500

"Herb bursts out of the room to twirl on the porch. He finds a hose in the dirt on the side of the porch. It drips and spurts. Herb takes the hose and squirts. He twirls and whirls with the hose. He gets a thirst. He slurps from the hose. The hose squirts on his shirt."

Wow. Just wow.

500

"His dreamy eyes. Or maybe his optimism idk"

Sam

500
Lance's most embarrassing moment (this is a goodie)

"I wore a white swimsuit to a beach party that was *supposed* to stay a solid color and not go transparent when wet....come to find out it went transparent."

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