What the Brits say & what it means
Bog Roll
What is Toilet paper?
"I will, yeah."
What is "I absolutely won't".
(You've got a snowball's chance in hell).
"Sure".
What is 'yes'?
Metro.
What is the Subway?
The City.
What is New York city?
Sod off.
What is 'Go away'?
That's Grand.
What is 'that's fine'?
The City.
What is New York city?
Yonder
What is a distance that can be seen, but still far?
Champ.
What is the sea monster living in Lake Champlain?
Cuppa
What is 'Cup of Tea'?
The Jacks.
What is the (public) bathroom?
Piney.
What is a resident of the Pinelands?
The Mixing Bowl
What is the Interstate 95/395/495 interchange?
Michigan
What is a hot dog with meat sauce?
Bolly
What is an Umbrella?
Get on yer bike!
What is "leave, now!"?
" beat it"?
"get out of here"?
"What exit"?
What is 'where do you live'?
"Bless your heart"
What is "go f--- yourself"?
"The weather's brick."
What is "it's very cold"?
Bob's your Uncle!
What is 'and there you have it'?
Deadly
What is 'Excellent'?
Take the jug.
What is 'make a left turn'?
Blue Light.
What is 'Labatt Blue' light beer?