Past Loves
On a French trip of heathenism, Lapkin was ready for love but only found anger. He paid for an hour but only received seven minutes of service when one of these did her job with extreme efficiency
What is a prostitute?
Sack, pickle, blue
What is ball(s)?
Name the largest city Aaron has lived in while staying in the Philippines
What is Manila?
Known for his cleanliness and strong will, Aaron definitely doesn't have a problem with leaving wrappers everywhere after eating too much of this five letter desert (be general)
What is candy?
"Ski" in Tagalog
What is ski?
Lapkin was caught in the act with his high school sweetheart by a police officer in this scene
What is a parked car in a public park parking lot?
Wakeboard, paraglide, heli ski, tyrolean traverse
What are extreme sports?
Name the three non-US countries Aaron has lived in
What are China, the United Kingdom, and the Philippines?
Attempting to make this American staple out camping, Aaron's batch of patties quickly oozed through the commercial charcoal grill into the ashes below
What are hamburgers?
In the summer of 2015, Aaron spent 43 days guiding these kids across the U.S. on a coast to coast biking trip. One of these states he did not pass through: Tennessee, New Mexico, Louisiana, Arizona
What is Tennessee?
To his credit, Aaron has hooked up with two pairs of this biologically similar group of females
What are sisters?
Connery, Craig, Brosnan
Who is James Bond?
In 2016, Lapkin became one of the few Americans to ever say they have taken a step in this unfriendly northern nuclear nation
What is North Korea?
During a recent health phase, Aaron began roasting lettuce, thinking it had the same health benefits and cooking properties as this vegetable
What is spinach?
Provide the full names of the four main hobbits featured in the Lord of the Rings series
Who are Meriadoc Brandybuck, Peregrin Took, Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee?
Can You Feel the Love Tonight was the track Conor heard as he walked in on Lapkin having skype coitus with this long distance ex
Who is Jenna?
Louisville slugger, bluegrass, Andy Beshear
What are things in Kentucky?
Rather than paying a 30 euro shuttle fee, Lapkin spent an entire night on the side of a highway attempting to hitchhike a two hour ride to get to this country
What is France?
While cooking jambalaya on top of a mountain, Aaron got this food in his eyes, to the point where he was screaming from the peak
What is jalapeños?
Name either of the room names Aaron dubbed his freshmen year room
What are Aqualab or Smash Court?
While it was nearing time to come back to the US, Lapkin's departure from the Philippines was hastened when he broke things off with an older, high level Filipino studio executive and she did this to him
What is blackballed Aaron from the film industry?
Rodgers, Carter, Eckhart
Who are people with the first name Aaron?
Which Asian city did Aaron spend most of his time working and living in the first three years after college?
Where is Shenyang, China?
Aaron gave himself this form of inflammatory arthritis from eating steaks every day for an entire month
What is gout?
Name the four main languages Roger Federer can speak fluently
What are English, German, French and Swedish