Jokes
What do Lawyers wear when they go to court
Law-Suits
This figure of speech compares two things using “like” or “as.”
Simile
I’m not alive, but I can grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. I’m not a plant, but I need water. What am I?
Fire
Where do I go to school?
Iowa State
Name 3 mammals
say answer
What do you call a pig the does Karate
A Porkchop
This is a clue or hint about what will happen later in a story.
Foreshadowing.
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
His brother is 10. Half of 8 is 4, so Grant’s brother is 4 years younger. This means when Grant is 14, his brother is still 4 years younger, so he’s 10.
How old am I?
22
Which animal sleeps the most?
The koala sleeps the most, averaging 18 to 22 hours per day
Why did the football quit?
Because he was kicked around
This part of speech describes a noun.
Adjective
What has a foot but no legs?
a ruler
Where am I teaching next year?
East Elementary in Ankeny
How many legs does a spider have
8
What did one stop light say to the other stop light?
Stop Looking, Im changing
This word means the opposite of “literal” when describing language.
Figurative
What is the best way to find a math tutor?
Place an add.
Where did I go to high school?
True or False? Dogs are color blind
true
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me
This contradiction of ideas in a phrase, like “deafening silence,” is called this.
Oxymoron.
I’m full of holes, but I can hold water. What am I?
a sponge
2 things I am involved in at college?
-Fashion Show
-Pi Beta Phi
-Art
-Teaching yoga
What animal is know for stinking?
a skunk