How many kids does Dr. Bell have?
3.
Who is our principal?
Dr. Strittmatter.
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How many trips to the bathroom are you allowed in each 9-week marking period?
4.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
How many times does the average person burp each day?
30 times.
Where does Dr. Bell's daughter go to school?
Monacan High School.
How many atoms are in water?
3.
What must you do before getting out of your seat in this room?
Raise your hand.
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Why should you be afraid for the calendar?
Because its days are numbered.
What did the zero say to the number 8?
Nice belt.
Which country features a shipwreck on its national flag?
Bermuda.
What is Dr. Bell's favorite color?
Purple.
What poet has something to do with our school mascot?
Edgar Allen Poe.
Who's name did Dr. Bell say the most this year?
1st Block - Trey
2nd Block - Jonatan
4th Block - Kamden SJB
What do you call a factory that makes ok products?
A satisfactory.
Why can't towels tell good jokes?
They have a dry sense of humor.
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Which band is the only one to perform on every continent, including Antarctica?
Metallica.
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What is Dr. Bell's favorite TV series?
The Walking Dead.
What is on the lunch menu EVERY DAY?
Yogurt Parfait.
What do you say if you are gonna be in big trouble?
I'm cooked.
Why did the math teacher call her student average?
She was being mean.
Who invented King Arthur's Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
It is physically impossible for which farm animal to look up into the sky?
The pig.
What is on Dr. Bell's bathroom pass?
A fly, corn.
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What does the sign on the door at the main entrance say that you are not allowed to have?
Fast Food.
What is Dr. Bell's favorite animal?
The Narwhal.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUUNNNNNNNGGGG.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a tricycle, and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What artist was famous for painting the Mona Lisa?
Leonardo Da Vinci.